Niagara Frozen 1911







TOO COOOOOL NA !!!

Did I Read That Sign Right ???

In an office:

TOILET OUT OF ORDER ..... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE BUT THE BULL CHARGES

On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)



HE HE HEEEEEEEEEE........!!

Beauty IN Numbers

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And finally, take a look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=123456789 87654321

Weird N'Known English !!!

Pangrams

A quick, brown fox jumps over the lazy dog-33 letters

Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs-31 letters

Only word in English ending with 'mt'- DREA'MT'

Shortest word with all the vowels-'SEQUOIA'

Longest vowelless word-'RHYTHMS'

Palindromes

1-RotoR
2-SexeS
3-ShahS
4-RacecaR
5-RepapeR
6-Evil OlivE.
7-Madam I'm AdaM.
8-Live not on eviL.
9-Dennis and Edna Sinned.
10-Pull up if I pull up.
11-Some men interpret nine memos.
12-No misses ordered roses, Simon.
13-Yawn a more Roman way.
14-Lew, Otto has a hot towel.
15-Not New York, Roy went on.
16-Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus.
17-Sides reversed is.
18-A man, a plan, a canal- Panama
19-Was it a cat or a car I saw?
20-Niagara-O roar again!


Tongue-Twisters

1-Peter Piper's Principles of Plain and Perfect Pronounciation.
2-The sixth sheikh's sixth sheep's sick.
3-A bloke's back brake block broke.
4-A dozen double damask dinner napkins.
5-A fat-thighed freak fries thick fish.
6-A truly rural frugal ruler's funeral mural.
7-The top chop shops sell chopped shop chops.
8-A soft shot-silk sash shop's soft silk sash was bought by Peggy Babcock.

Read the sentence upside down. It is the same!

NOW NO SWIMS ON MON