Mokkai Bazaar – Part 3

Mokkai Q & A


How will a postman fall down?
"Thabal" nu vizhuvaan

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Which is the most respectable bike???
Answer: PUL-SIR

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Which is the most dangerous bike?
YAMA-HA

What happened when wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution
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What can you never eat for breakfast ?
Dinner
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Q.There r only 23 alphabets in the language English ..? how ?
ANS.Cos... M.G.R. is dead
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Oru cricket bowler mathavanga kitta eppadi pesuvan ?
Romba "OVER"ah pesuvan.
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Why do people who buy Coke or Pepsi give it to Sehwag first???
Ans: Bcoz he is an opener!!!

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Kamal can vote.. But Vikram can't.... Why?
Coz Vikram is Anniyan and
Kamal is Indian
:) :)
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which is the hottest alphabet??
"b" coz it makes the oil boil
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Do u know which is the coolest alphebet?
B ..... AC ku nadula la iruku la.. !!!
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Q : There is no necessity for any one to wear a tie in this world. Why?
A : Because "ChatTai"layae "Tai" (Tie) irukkaradunaala tie pottukka vendiyadhu ila
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Q : If there are fights in the world, then the world will become dark
(not metaphorically but literally i.e. there won't be light anywhere)... why ???
Ans: Fights are "Sandais"(Sun dies). If sun dies there won't be any light anywhere.

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Q : Which is the vegetable which asks you "when did you get hurt?"?
A : "Vengaayam" (When Kaayam?)

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Q :A person is travelling in a ship for months. He is so seasick that he desperately wants to see the shore. Since he didn't know when they would reach the shore, he calls out to one attendant in the ship and asks him something to which the attendant immediately goes in and brings him a bowl of sugar. What did he ask?
A : He asks "Sir, karai" (Sarkarai) eppo varum?

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Q :Actually south India should have been in the north. Why ???
A : Yaena South Indiala dhan vada kadaikkum... adhunaala idu "vaDa" naadu

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Q : What is the opposite of Nadarajar ?
A : Nadakkaadha Rani

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Q: Oru maatai (cow) pooja pannina adhukku yenna peyar kudukkarathu?
A: Moo-devi.

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Q : Kuruvi ku enna English letter initialaa varum ??

Ans : Letter A dhan initiala varum.... Puriyalaya??
Remember the song ??? A Kuruvi, Chittu Kuruvi.... Adhaan

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Q : In a grocery store, a guy was staring at an orange juice for couple of hours.
You know why ?
A : Because it said CONCENTRATE.

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Q : What do u call a fox that can climb a roof ???

Ans : Otteri Nari

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Q : What would you Call a Girl Driving A Car..??
Ans : A Pen Drive.!!

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Q : A school boy returns home after winning lot of prizes and getting high marks in exams.
As he returns home his mom takes a hammer and throws at him... Why???

A : Yenna avanukku avan amma sutthi pottanga !!!

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Q : Why was Liquid Gelusil called 2 attend as a chief guest in sports day??

A : Because it was the "Syrup" Virundhinar for the function !!!

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Q : what is the opposite of thayir saadam??
A : "Thayir didnt see them"

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Q : Kaaka yaen vadaiya thookichu ?

A : Vadaya thookittu poradhukku lift illa...
Adhaan kaakavae thokittu pochu ...!

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Q : Why do cows always have mouth ulcers?
A : Because they have "PuNNaakku" (forfood)

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Q :Kaludhaikku yaen karpura vaasana theriyadu ?

A : Kaludaikennada..Yaarukumae karpura vaasanai theriyadhu...ellarum adha smell panna dhan mudiyum.

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Q : Yaen naamellam tharaila irukom ?
A : Yaen na Thannila(SARAKKU) irundha oor thappa pesumla.. adhaan tharaila irukkom..!

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Q : Rahul dravid is the naughtiest person in indian team...Guess why?
A : Coz he is called "WALL".

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Q : How does england cricket team always enjoys good food???
A : Because they have Cook in their team

Q : Hilary clinton + US = ????
A : HilarioUS Clinton :)

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Q : Bathroomla irukkara poo yedu??
A : Soap"pu.." and Sham"poo"....

Q : Thanni tharra poo yedhu?
A : Tap"pu"

Q : Thanni ya yeduthuttu poagara poo yedu?
A : Pipe"pu"

Q : Kudika vendiya poo yedu ?
A : Soup"pu"

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Q : Oruthar chocolate mela ezhudha aramichittaaram
A : why?? wat is the reason?? Yenna adhu "Diary" Milk chocolate.

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Q : In a forest 10 people are going suddenly a lion came and killed 6 people . But did not do anything on those 4 people. why?
A : Because they are lion's club memebers.

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Q : Kasu mela sign potta ...wat will happen...... ???

A : 'Tan'....nalla paaru ....... cos mela sin (i.e) sin/cos = tan

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Q : Endha dosaya verumannvay without any sidedish eat pannalam ??
A : Ravadosai....( "Raw"ah dosa )

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Q : After u see which famous website,u have to drink water?

A : "Wiki"pedia

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Q : In which area in chennai... Can u see many crows.... N y ???

A : "Vadapalini""???...bcos kaka loves to steal vada...
Also "Crow"mpet :)

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Q : Eppovume past tensela irukura cricketer yaaru ?

A : Chaminda Vaas ( was )

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Q : A man bought a watch and it was biting his hand....y ?

A : Yaen na adhu (kadi)karam

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Q : What do u call a feeling of 'having been at a place many times b4' ???

A : Deja-loo (obvious)

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Q : Why are females stronger than men??

A : Because they have "fe" in them (iron)...

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Q : A man borrows money from a fly....How does he tell the fly that he has borrowed ???
A : A E I O U

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Q : What do u call a man who leaves india to a foreign country ??
A : HINDUSTAN-LEAVER !!

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Chemistry Teacher : What is the molecular formula of water ???

Student: i k j l m n ( H2O ie...H TO O )

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Q : what is the similarity between war and 'sambar'???

A : Both have 'perungaayam' in them.... :)

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Q : In which state is river Ganga ???

A : Liquid State...

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Q : One day A and B went to drink tea. A is male and B is female.
When they were drinking, a housefly fell into the cup of B.
By seein it how did A convey ti to B ???

A : A B C D E (As in Tamil)!!!

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Q : Which is the longest word in the dictionary?
A : Smile...Coz after S there is a mile.

Q : ”Mazhai Megam” ku opposite yenna?
A : Mazhai may not come !!!

Q : Saapida yedhuvum soodaaga kidaikkaadha hotel edhu?
A : Ariya Bhavan

Q : Vethalaiyudan Saeraadha paakku edhu ?
A : Mysore paakku

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Q : What is the opposite for “Subramaniam Samy”
A : Subramaniam did not see me.

Q : What is common to robbers and tennis players ?
A : They both involve rackets(racquets) and courts

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Q: January 14'kkum Februavary 14'kkum yenna vidyasam?
A : Oru ponnu Pongal kodutha adhu Jan-14
Adhey ponnu HALWA kodutha, adhu Feb-14

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Q : What Is The Diff B/W Understand & Misunderstand.?
A : Friend Figure Aachuna Adhu Understanding !
Figure Friend Aachuna Adhu Misunderstanding !
Actual ah...
Student Miss eh COrrect panna... Adhuvum Misunderstanding dhan... :)

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Q : Who encouraged "One Day INternationals" cricket matches (ODI) among children?
... Who ????
A : Its Mahakavi Bharathiar
Coz... he sang "ODI vilayadu paapa"

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Q : Two foxes went to the jungle in different directions. Eppadi kandupudippenga?
A : 'Bi-Nari' search..

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Q : 90 thadava paavam senjaa, 45 thadava dhan maatipanga...Adhu eppadi ???
A : Aena, SIN 90 = COT 45..........Idhu eppadi irukku?

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Q : Who is more intelligent among the two: SQUARE or CIRCLE?

A : Square.... because Squaru'ku naalu moolai.
Circle'lukku moolayae illa...

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Q : Oru aalu oru kaakka valarthan
Atha touch panna, romba smooth'aa soft'aa irukkum
Avan adukku yenna peyar vaippan?
A : "MI-CRO-SOFT"

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Q : Why do MUNIVARS have so much resistance to worldy pleasures?
A : Because they constantly keep saying OHM OHM OHM which is unit of resistance... Eppadi namma physics?

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Q : What is the name of Shane Warne's wife?

A : Balatirupurasundari (Bala-Tirupura-Sundari)

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Q : Bhogikkum Pongalukkum enna vidhyasam ???

A : Bhogikkum Pongalukkum oru naal vidyasam aana pongalukkum bogikkum 364 naal vidyasam

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Q : Whats the similarity between short ciruit and poramai?

A : Vayar-Eriyudhu (Wire Eriyardhu)

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Q : Ramar Seetai'yai thedikittu pogumbodhu kadal irandai pirindhu vazhi vittadhu. Eppadi?

A : Because Ramar kitta Vil irundhudhae
And where there is a Vil, there is a Way!

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Q : Which animal knows to dance well? Think..Think..

A : ok ok its.. "AADU"

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Ippam naa sollura kadi joke'la ratham aara paaya pogudhu...

Q : What is the opposit of STD?

A : No-coffee-da (S-T-D)

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Q : Tea-kadakaarar kabadi vilayaduna eppadi vilayaaduvaar?
A : cup-t,cup-t,cup-t,cup-t.........

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Q : Vengaya kadakaararkal ellam sangam vachcha enna peyar vaippanga ???
A : Onion Union

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Q : Neenga computer munnadi ukkandhu work panna, adhu enna ninaikkum theriyuma?
A : Intel Inside...Mental Outside!

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Q : Vethalai'yudan seraadha paakku edhu?
A : Mysore paakku

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Q : Naalu 'T' oru 'G' irukkura vaarthai enna?
A : Originality

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Q : Whats difference between Sivakasi and Neyveli?
A : Sivakasi'la kaasa kariya'kkuvaanga
Neyveli'la kariya kaasa'kkuvaanga

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Q: Ordinary Kozhikku ethana kaal?
A : Unga answer 2 thappu.
Correct answer is 10 kaalgal.
(Aadu)4 kaalgal + (Nari)4 kaalgal + (Kozhi)2 kaalgal

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Mokkai Bazaar – Part 2

Just A Compilation....

Sir : Oru oorla oru vayasana paati irundhaanga ...
Student : Ponga sir , oru vayasula endha oorla paati irukkaanga ??
Sir : ...????!!!!

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Girl 1: Lover's day supera celebrate pannathu thappa poyiduchhudi!
Girl 2: Y ?
Girl 1: Mother's day celebrate panna vachittanae !! :)

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Nurse : Patientukku edhu koduthalum mayakkam varala doctor !
Doctor : Fees bill eh kudu... adhu podhum....

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Student: Sir... En mandayila erumbu erudhu sir !
Sir: What?
Student: Neengadhaan en mandayila edhumey yeradhunu sonninga !

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Head Master to students : Yaen da tamil vathiyar kaala vaarineenga?
Students: Nethikki avar than sir... Naalai kaalai varungal nu sonnaru !!!

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Sardarji Kashmir'la Helicopter ottitu ponaar, Thideernu Helicopter keelae vizhundhu accident aayiduchi.... Appo police enquired him.

Police : Sardar eppadi accident aachu?
Sardar : Erkanavae... Orey colda irukku....waste ethuku odanum nu helicopter fan eh off panitaen.

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Husband : Dont go to kitchen with red saree, A guy from Spic Jyoti is coming .
He may by mistake replace you with the Cylinder.

Wife : (Looking angrily) !!!



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Patient: Neenga oru "Pal Doctor" ah ?
Doctor. Illai Naan " Muppathirendu pallukkum Doctor".

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Girl : I want a ring on by birthday dear..
Boyfriend : From which network either Airtel or Aircel dear ???

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An indian was sittin in the pavillion at lords and watchin Sachin play
Sachin drives Harmison for a four...

Indian : BOUNDARY ! BOUNDARY !

Gentleman(Nearby) : Be Silent

Indian : OUNDARY ! OUNDARY !

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Rogue : Naattaama...!!! Unna naan ore vettu la moonu thundaakiduvein...

Naattamai : Yeppadi da venna...

Rogue : Unna vettina Rendu thundu apparam un kazhuthulla irukkira oru thundu
Motham Moonu Thundu...

HA HA HA

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Raja n Rani got bored of mobile, decided to use pigeon.
One day pigeon reaches raja without one leg.
Angry raja calls rani and asked why ??
Rani says "Idiot.It was a missed call..."

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Judge : Dai edhukku da unga house ownerai kolai panne??

Mokkachamy : Sir sir... Avar dhan Gaali panna sonnar...


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Bank Manager : Indha bankla naanga loan ah Interest eh illama tharom.

Mokkachamy : Thara loan eh Santhosama tharavendiyadhu thana yaen interest illama tharinga ???

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Person 1 : Naan torch lighta ON panraen. Nee adhoda velichathai pidichutu aeri Chandranukku po.
Person 2 : Seri.

(Konjam yosichitu)
Person 2 : Illai, Naan maaten.

Person 1 : Yaen ? Mudalil seri sollitu, pinnadi yen mudiyathunu solra ?
Person 2 : Naan padi erum podhu, nee torch lightai off pannita, naan keezha vizhundruven illiya.

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Teacher : Mudhal masam January !
Rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student : Delivery teacher.

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Bruce Lee's favourites :

Vegetable - Thaka-Lee
Breakfast - Id-Lee
Festival - Diwa-Lee
Actress - Sona-Lee
Movie - Gil-Lee
Animal - Pal-Lee
Friend - Koma-Lee

And... Great that.. U all have read these patient'LEE' ....Ha Ha :)

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Wife : Yenga... Ippadiyae naan samachu potta enakku ennanga kidaikkum ?
Husband : Ennoda LIC panam Seekkarama kidaikkum...

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Man : Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?
Swamiji : Oru Quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu,
3quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?

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Oru paiyan road-la pokumpodhu, thummikittae ponaan....
Yeannu kaettaa avan solraan,

avan oru PODI paiyanaam.....
Ayyoooo... ayyooooo.... :)

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Interviwer : Tell about U.
Guy : U is one of the alphabet letter.. it comes bofore V and after T. Its one of the vowels....

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NAATTAAMAI : Enraa Mokkachamy.....?

MOKKACHAMY : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13

NAATTAAMAI : Enraa....???

MOKKACHAMY : Adhaan enroamla…


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Prof to student: What is ‘Attention deficit hyperactive disorder’?

Student: Jimbalakkadi Bamba . . . .

Prof: I don’t understand anything.!

Student: Same here

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Principal : Namma college'la sumara ethana girls iruppanga

Student : Namma college'la ella girls'um sumara dhan iruppanga

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Arts Teacher : Yaenda naay padam varanjittu vaay mattum varayama vacchu irukka ?

Student : Yaenna adhu vaayilla praani sir....



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Madurai girl goes to Madras vegetable shop and asks
"Eppadimma Keerai?"

Kaigari vikkarava says: "Naan nallaththan keeran. nee eppadi keerai". ?!?!?!!!

Idhaaan Madras Tamil.... :)

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Naethu busla poyittu irunthappa,
oruththar shoulder'la adichhu, "Royapetta"va kaettara.
Naan illa en "Tholpatta" nu sonnen.

Aana yaen ennai morachaarunu theriyala !

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Friend 1: Cigarette pudicha cancer varumda..!!!
Friend 2: Illayae, Naa pudikkum bodhu Pogai dhan vandhudhu..!!!!!!


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A College Girl comes home pretty late.
Father: "Yaendi ivlo late-a vara"
Mother : "What took u so long to get home.."
Anna: "itni late kyun?" (hindi )
Akka: "Enthukku intha late-uga ostaavu?" (telugu)
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Idhulaerndhu enna theriydhu?
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Oru vayasu ponnu veetukku late-aa vandhaa NAALU PAERU NAALU VIDHAMAA pesuvaanga !!!

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Does Management know their Staff? Lets see…

On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.

He approached the young man and calmly said to him, “How much do you earn?"

The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, "I earn $ 2 000.00 a month, Sir. Why?"

Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed $ 6000.00 cash And gave it to the young man and said, "Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here is 3 months 'salary, now GET OUT and don't come back".

The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight. Noticing a Few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner, "And that applies for everybody in this company".

He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man that I just fired?"

To which an amazing reply came of, "He was the pizza delivery man, Sir...!!!"