Mokkai Thathuvams
Mokkai Thirukkural..
Aatal aatal maavaatal avvaatal
hotellil aatap padum ...
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Enna dhan Nee periya budhisaliya irundhalum..
Pallu thaekara andha 5 min nee Ilicha vayee dhan....idhu eppadi ??
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Enna dhaan nee vetti ah irundaalum, unnoda numberukku nee Call panna busy nu dhaan varum...
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Kaakaa kaa ..kaa nu katharadhala adha kaakaa-nu kupidarom..
Aana maadu
maa .. maaa nu katharadhala adha mama-nu kupidamudiuma ???
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Running racela kaal evalavu vegama odinaalum,
Price kaikuthaan kedaikkum!!
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South India -la Narthangai kidaikkum.
Aaana, North India-la Southangai kidaikuma?!
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Enna dhaan cement factory kattinalum, Adh Katta Innoruthan Kitta Dhaan Cement Vaanganum !!!
Vikkal Vandha Vikkalaam. But Nakkal Vandha......???
Tools boxla tools , aana match boxla match paarka mudiyaadhu !
Tea bagla tea irukkum, Aana School Bagla School Irukkuma ??
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Aayiram dhan irundhalum aayarathi onnu dhan perusu
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Enna dhan Pothys, Chennai silks, Life Style owner ah irundhalum... Avanuku porakra kozhandha dress ilaama dhan porakkum.... Enna Koduma Sir Idhu,,, :)
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Bus stopla bus varum.........
Aanna fullstopla full varuma....
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Mela irundhu keela vandha adhu ARUVI
Keela irundhu mela pona adhu KURUVI
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Blackum color than....
White um color than...
Aana black & white TV ya mattum yaarum color TV nu solla matengiranga...
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Enna Dhaan DMK Meetinga Irunthaalum... Anga Koottam ' JJ '-nnu Dhaan Varum..
Idhan da Arasiyal.... :)
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Manda Udayama Irukka Helmet ah Podalam
Aana Helmet Udayama Irukka Mandaya Poda Mudiyuma ???
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Nurse namma kaiyya pudicha athu check up
Namma nurse kaiyya pudicha athu pick up.. how is it? ? ?
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Water mela boat pona Ullasam....
Aana...
Boat mela water pona adhu Kailasam...
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SOME THATHUVAMS
1) Innaiku thoonguna nalaiku enthirikalam.aana naalaiku thoonguna inaiku enthirika mudiyuma????
2) Bus la collector-yae erinalum.. mudhal seetu driveruku than......
3) Cycle carrier la tiffen-a vechu eduthuttu pogalam Aana... Tiffin carrierla cycle-a vechu eduthuttu poga mudiyathu... ???
4) Ticket vangittu ulla ponna adhu cinema theatre anna ulla poittu ticket vanginaa adhu operation theatre.
5) Enna than meenuku neendha therinjalum adhala meen kolambula neendha mudiyadhu...
6) Iron boxla iron panna mudiyum ....Aana pencil box la pencil panna mudiyuma?
7) Nee Enna than costly mobile vachirundhalum, Athula evalavu than recharge pannalum, unnalla unakku call panna mudiyathu..
8) Cream biscuitla cream irukkum, Aana nai biscuitla nai irukkuma ?
9) Puyalala karaya kadaka mudiyum.. karayala puyala kadaka mudiyuma ????
10) Oru erumbu nenacha 1000 yanaya kadikkum. Aana 1000 yana nenachalum... Oru erumba kooda kadikka mudiyadhu..
Evalavu kuttai ah irundhalum high heels podalam.
Evalavu height ah irundhalum low heels poda mudiyathu kanna...
Train evlo vegama ponalum,
Kadaisi petty kadaisiyadhan pogum…
Cellula balance illana call panna mudiyathu....
Aaana....
Manushanukku call illana,
Balance panna mudiyathu....!!!
Bus poita... Bus stand angayae thaan irukum
Aana cycle poita... Cycle stand koodavae pogum....
Files na ukkandhu parkanum,
Piles na parthu ukkaranum.
Vaayala “naai” nu Solla mudiyum
aana…
Naayaala “Vaai” nu solla mudiyuma ???
Arisi kotina vaera arisi vangalam
Thael kotina vaera thael vanga mudiyuma ???
Car kulla tyre inrundha adhu Stepni,
Adhey namba maela antha trye irundha, namba chatni !!!
MANDAIYA POTTA “DIE”
MANDAILA POTTA “DYE"
Engineering Collegela Padichi Engineer Agalam...
Aana Presidency Collegela Padichi President Aga Mudiyuma???
Gold Vachi Gold Chain Pannalam Ana Cycle Vachi Cycle Chain Panna Mudiyuma ???
Enna dhan 500 Km Speedula Puyal Kathu Adhichalum,
Cycleluku Pump Vachi Than Kathu Adikanum....
Enna Ulagam da Idhu...
Nee Evalo Periya Padipalliya Irundhalum Exam Hall La Poi Padikka Mudiyadhu..
School Testla Bit Adikkalaam...
College Testla Bit Adikkalaam...
Aana Blood Testla Bit Adikka Mudiyuma ???
Enna Than Naai Nandri Ulla Jeevan Ah Irunthalum...
Adhala oru dhadava kooda "Thank You" Solla Mudiyadhu !!!
Lunch Bagla Lunch Kondu Poha Mudiyum... But School Bagla Shoola Kondu Pohamudiyumaaaa?
Yennathan Ahimsavathiya Irundhalum
Chappathiya Suttu Than Sappida Mudiyum...!
Nee Enna dhan Periya Veerana Irundhalum, Kulir Adicha unnaala adha Thirumba Adikka Mudiyadhu..
Kasu Irundha Call Taxi !!!
Kasu Illaina Kaal Dhan Taxi !!!
Pallu Valina Palla Pudungalam Aana Kannu Valina Kanna Pudunga Mudiyuma ??
Ella 'New Year'um Onnanthethiyil Thaan Varum...
Aana Ella Onnanthediyum 'New Year' Aaguma???
Mechanical Engineer Mechanic Aagalam
Aana Software Engineer Software Aaga Mudiyadhu...
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Butter'fly fly agum ........ Catter'pillar pillar aguma?
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Aambalaikku Adi Patta Thookittu Poga Ambulance Irukku…
Aana Pombalaikku Adi Patta Thookittu Poga Pombulance Irukka ???
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Daily Calendar la Theydhi Kizhikkardhu Mukkiyam Illai
Andha Theydhi la Nee Enna Kizhikkarey-Ngardhu Dhan Mukkiyam !! :)
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Beer adicha thala suthum
Thalaya adicha beer suthuma ???
Ennadhan unakku thala suthinaalum
Unnala un mudhuga paaka mudiyadhu !!!
Naayikku nalu kaal irrukalam
Aana adhala local Call, STD Call, ISD Call.... Yaen... Oru Missed Call kooda panna mudiyuma!!
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Maduraikku pora bussula namma pona ,namma Maduraikku polam,
Maduraikku pora bussu namma mela pona,namma Emalogathuke polam
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TV evalavudhan odinalum... Adhala olympics la participate panna mudiyadhu....
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Amma adicha valikum,
Appa adicha valikum,
but
Site adicha???????
...
Ha ha,,,, :)
...
Actual ah....
Site adicha pombala police seruppalayae adikkum...enga kitteyaeva... :)
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Blood bankla blood vaangalaam aanaa...
State bankla state ah vaangamudiyumaaa ???
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Neenga evlo periya dance master ah irundhaalum unga saavukku ungalaala aada mudiyadhu
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Yennathan ettu kal puchikku ettu kal irunthalum adhaala oru missed call kooda kudukka mudiyathae....... Ayoo paavam..
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Karunanidhi veetla ennadhaan paasama ah maadu valathalum... adhu "AMMA"nu dhaan kathum.....
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Un udambla evvalo cell irundhalum, adhula oru cellula kooda sim pottu pesa mudhiyadhu.... :)
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Bus la...
conductor thoongina yaarukkum ticket kedaikkathu....
Aana driver thoongina ellarukkume ticket kedachidum....
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Ennadhan MBBS padichu doctor aanalum computerla irukkura virusku tablet thara mudiyadhu
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Enna thaan ungalukku 32 pallu irundhalum...kosu kadicha thirumba adha kadikka mudiyadhu....
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Thathhuvams collection
Tea Master tea poaduvar,Cake Master cake poduvar,Parotta Master parotta poduvar,
Appo HEAD MASTERR mandaya poduvaara ??
Vaazhkayila neenga evalo gunda irunthalum...
Ongala gun la potu sudamudiyathu....
Meen pidikaravana meenavan nu sollamudiyum
Aana maaan pidikaravana maanavan nu sollamudiyuma ????
Ongaloda cell phone POSTpaid aa irundhalum...
Ongalala POST la pay panna mudiyathu...
Railway stationla police station irukkum ,
Aana police station la railway station irukumma??
Thaneerai thani nu sollalam...
Aana paneerai panni nu solla mudiyuma ??
Busla nee yerinalum,bus un male yerinalum..ticket vanga porudha nee dhan !!!
Evalavu costly cell vanginalum,evalavu latest ah irundalum unnaala unnake call panna mudiyaadhu.... Enna Koduma da idhu...
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Enna dhan kosu a,b,a+,b+,o+,o-,ab+,ab-...nu blood kudichalum...
Adhaala orutharukku kooda blood donate panna mudiyadhu...
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Paper potta paperkaaran.
Pall potta paalkaran.
Thabaal potta thabaalkaran.
Appo picha potta???? .... he he
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Ponnunga kitta i love you sonna... seruppu vandhu mela vizhuthu
Appo seruppu kitta i love u sonna... ponnunga vandhu mela vizhuvangalaa ???
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Nadanakkalai na Dance Aadradhu!!
Oviyakkalai na Art Varayadhu!!
Appoo
Thavakkalai na???
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Orange, mango.... idhu rendula edhu sweet???
Rendumae sweet illa, they r fruits..............
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Cricket player ..cricket aadlam
Football player ..football aadalam
Hockey player ..hockey aadalam
Tennis player ..tennis aadalam
Aana DVD PLAYER.........?
yosinga ??? :)
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Nee ennadhaan vijay fan-aa irundhaalum un thala mela fan vilundha "aiyoo thala" nu dhaan kathiyaaganum...!!!!!!!!
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Yennadhaan bhoomi suryanai suthi suthi vandhaalum ...
Bhoomi suriyana correct panna modiyaadhu da !!!!!!!!
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Nama adicha adhu mottai,
Athuva vilundha adhu sottai!
Thannikulla kappal pona jolly...
Kappalkulla thanni pona gaali....
Lover's day annaiki lover a kiss pannalam..
Ana Teacher's day annaiki teacher a kiss panna mudiyuma ??? [sry... teachers]
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Elephant mela namma ukandha savari
Elephant namma mela okandha oppari !!!!
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Nee evalo periya swimmera irundhaalum,
Tumbler thannila neechal adikka mudiyaadhu !!
Sodava fridgela vacha cooling soda aagum,
Athukkaaga atha washing machinela vacha washing soda aagumaa ???
Kovil maniya namma adicha saththam varum....
Aana kovil mani nammala adicha raththam dhan varum....
Lunch bagla lunch eduthuttu pogalam...
Aana school bagla school eduthuttu poga mudiyuma ???
Pacha molagaala pachai irukkum
Aana kodamolagala koday irukkuma ???
Pant Pottu Muttipoda mudiyum aanaaa
muttipottu pant poda mudiyumaa...........
Idhu yepdi iruku…. he he :)
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Mosquito can fly but fly cant mosquito....
Fly can fly but mosquito cant mosquito..
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Fountain penla ink irukkum......... Aana ink penla fountain irukkathu.......!!!
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Avalukkum ennai pidikkalai.. ennakum ennai pidikalai... adhanaal... rendu paerum.. ennai illamal dosa senju saaptom.. :) :)
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Ennadhan Oruthan Periya Panakkarana Irundhalum
Train la Poganumna Avan platformkku vandhu dhan Aaganum...
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Bus stand la bus nikkum,
Auto stand la auto nikkum...
Aana kosuVathi stand la kosu nikkuma ????
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Dec 31st ku Jan 1st kum Oru naal dhan vidhyaasam...
Aana Jan 1st kum Dec 31st kum 365 days vidhyaasam....
Idhudhanda Ulagam :(
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Ennadhaan kaakaa karuppa irundhaalum adhu podra muttai velladhaan...
Adhoda muttai vellaiyaa irundhaalum adhukulla irukura kaaka karuppudhaan....
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Annan wifea 'Anni'nu sollalaam..
Aana thambi wifea 'Thanni'nu solla mudiyuma ???
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Quarter adichuttu kupura padukalaam...
Aana kupura paduthu quarter adika mudiyuma ???
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Silver glass la thanni kudikkalam. Plastic glass le thanni kudikkalam.
AaNA cooling glass la thanni kudikka mudiyuma ???
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Amma Adichaa valikkum
Appa Adichaa valikkum
Annan, Thambi, Akka, Sondhakkaaranga,
Teacher, police, public, lover yaaru adichaalum valikkum
Aana...
THANNI ADICHHA VALIKKUMAA?
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mokkai thathuvams - Ukkandu yosippangalo....!!!
Minnal eh paarthaa kannu poiddum;
Pakkalaina Minnaley poiddum !
Ghee roastla ghee irukkum,
Paper roastla paper irukkuma ???
Trainku ticket vaangi platformla ukkaaralaam;
Aana platformku ticket vangi trainla ukkara mudiyathu !
Sirpi kalla suthi vechu adicha adhu kalai;
Namma sirpiya suthi vechu adicha adhu kolai !
Namma evalavu vegama nadanthaalum
Oru kaal munnadi pona oru kaal pinnadithaan pogum !
Mandaia mandaia aatradhu disco ;
Mandaia potta aadrathu dappankuthu !
Velaya senja soru;Velaya romba senja boru!
Adayar Anandha Bhavanoda branch neraya edathula irukkum;
Aana Adayarla marathoda branch Adayarla mattum thaan irukkum !
Thoonga poradhukku munnala thoonga porennu sollalaam;
Yendhirikkirathukku munnala yendhrika porennu solla mudiyumaa ???
Neenga bikela evlo thaan fasta ponaalum
Ungalayae neenga overtake panna mudiyaadhu !
Gold chaina adagu vachu cycle vaangalaam;
Aaana cycle chaina adagu vachugold vaanga mudiyaadhu !
Poison 10 naal aanalum payasam aaga mudiyaadhu;
Aana, payasam 10 naal aana poison aagidum !
Yennadhaan Naagapaambu attagaasama padam yeduthaalum
Adha theatrela release panni kaasu panna mudiyaadhu !
Meluga vechu meluguvathi seyyalam;
Aanaa kosuva vachchu kosu vathi seyya mudiyathu ???
Yennadhaan yezhu thalamuraikku ukkaandhu saapidara alavukku sothu irundhaalum,
Fast food kadaila ninnu dhaan saapidanum !
Hotella kaasu illaina maavaatta solluvaanga;
Aana, Busla kaasu illana Bus ota solluvangala ???
Sun TVla sorgam paarkalaam;
Aana, Sorgathula Sun TV paarka mudiyumaa ???
Chairman chair mela ukkaralaam;
Aana watchman watch mela ukkaara mudiyumaa?
Paaku marathula paaku irukum,
Thaeku marathula thaeku irukum,
Aanaa panamarathula panam irukaadhu!
Ennadhan aeroplane... maela parandhaalum,
Petrol poda keeladhaan varanum !
Tea cupla tea irukkalam;
Aanaa World Cupla World irukka mudiyuma ???
Evvalo kaasu kuduthu planela ponaalum,
Jannala thirandhu vedikkaa paarka mudiyaadhu !
Key boardla key irrukkum;
Aana Motherboardla mother irruka mudiyadhu !
Brush vechu pallu clean pannalam;
Aana pallu vechu brush clean panna mudiyadhu !
Irukkurappa enna dhaan Complan, Bournvita nu kudichalum
Sethathukkappuram ellarukkum paal dhaan !
Idhu dhaanda vaazhka.... sry ila...
actual ah...
Idhu dhaanda saavu :) :)
Nee evlo periya Paruppa irunthalum,
Unga veettu samayalukku Paruppu... Kadaila than vaanganum !
Cyclela poana cycling,
Trainla poana training-a ???
Thael kottina valikkum,
Paambu kottina valikkum
Aana
Mudi kottina valikkuma ???
Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam
Kaavery aathula meen pidikkalaam
Aana Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma ???
Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum
Avarala oru kuralil dhaan paesa mudiyum...!!!
Pongalukku Governmentla leave kudupanga…
Aana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala ???
Kolammavil kolam podalam...
Kadalai mavu al kadalai poda mudiuma ???
Life la onnumae illa na bore addikum…
Thalaila onnumae illana glare addikum…
Autokku autonu paer irundaalum
Manual aa dhaan drive panna mudiyum… !
Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum….
Anaa… Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varuma ???
Vaazha maram thaar podum,
Aana adha vechu Road poda mudiyuma ???
‘Hand wash’na kai kazhuvaradhu,
‘Face wash’na mugam kazhuvaradhu,
Appo
‘Brain wash’ na braina kazhuvaradhaa ???
Cell moolama SMS anuppalaam,
Aana SMS moolama cella anuppa mudiyuma ???
Paalkova paalil irundhu pannalaam,
Aana rasagullava rasathil irundhu panna mudiyuma ???
Sunday annikku sundai poda mudiyum,
Aana Monday annikku mandaya pottal vibarithama aayidum !!!
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PUNCHES !!!
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Rawva kudichavanum...
Ra pagala padichavanum
Nalla irundhadha
sarithirame illa !
By - Exam Yezhudhi Idinju Ponor Sangam
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Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra “BANNUM”
Nalla irundhatha sarithirame illa.
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Figuroda 'beach' manal la veedu katti vilaiyadiyathoda arumai,
Figuroda Annan 'ROUND' katti adikkum podhu dhan theriyum . .
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Kaadhal Vs Natpu
Kaadhal enbadhu Aayaa sutta Vada maadiri.. Kaakaa thookitu poidum!!
Natpu enbadhu Aayaa maadiri.. Evanum thooka maataan!!
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Ennathan oru ponnu photola Dhevathai madhiri irundhalum,
Ava negativla bootham madhiri than iruppa
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Ennadhan unga phone'la SMS, MMS, Camera ellam irundhalum,
SMS'sa forward dhan panna mudiyum,
Rewind ellam panna mudiyadhu !
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Ennathan kaalaila 4 manikku elundhurichu neenga vasalla thanni thelichalum,
Raathri 9 manikku dhan TV'la "Kolangal" poduvanga.
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Enna dhaan figaru sevappa irundhaalum,
Ava nezhal karuppa dhan irukkum......
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Tea master evvalavu dhan lighta Tea pottalum,
Adhulaerundhu velicham adikkadhu.
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Ennadhan naaykku naalu kaal irundhalum,
Adhala kaal mela kaal pottu ukkara mudiyuma?
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America naattu janadhipadhiyavae irundhalum,
Barber'ukku munnadi Thala guninju dhan ukkaranum.
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Ennadhaana Wipro, Infosys, CTS employee eh irundhaalum..
Work eh mudichittum pogum podhum... TATA nu dhan solvaanga... :)
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Neenga enna dhan oorukae Kaekura Madhiri Korratai Vittalum
Unga Korattaya Neengalae Kaekamudiyadhu
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B.E. padi, Engineera pova...
MBBS padi, Doctora pova...
B.L. padi, vakkeela pova...
B.Ed., padi, Teachera pova...
Intha mathiri thathuvam padi... veena pova...
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Mokkai Bazaar – Part 3
Mokkai Q & A
How will a postman fall down?
"Thabal" nu vizhuvaan
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Which is the most respectable bike???
Answer: PUL-SIR
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Which is the most dangerous bike?
YAMA-HA
What happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution
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What can you never eat for breakfast ?
Dinner
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Q.There r only 23 alphabets in the language English ..? how ?
ANS.Cos... M.G.R. is dead
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Oru cricket bowler mathavanga kitta eppadi pesuvan ?
Romba "OVER"ah pesuvan.
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Why do people who buy Coke or Pepsi give it to Sehwag first???
Ans: Bcoz he is an opener!!!
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Kamal can vote.. But Vikram can't.... Why?
Coz Vikram is Anniyan and
Kamal is Indian
:) :)
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which is the hottest alphabet??
"b" coz it makes the oil boil
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Do u know which is the coolest alphebet?
B ..... AC ku nadula la iruku la.. !!!
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Q : There is no necessity for any one to wear a tie in this world. Why?
A : Because "ChatTai"layae "Tai" (Tie) irukkaradunaala tie pottukka vendiyadhu ila
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Q : If there are fights in the world, then the world will become dark
(not metaphorically but literally i.e. there won't be light anywhere)... why ???
Ans: Fights are "Sandais"(Sun dies). If sun dies there won't be any light anywhere.
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Q : Which is the vegetable which asks you "when did you get hurt?"?
A : "Vengaayam" (When Kaayam?)
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Q :A person is travelling in a ship for months. He is so seasick that he desperately wants to see the shore. Since he didn't know when they would reach the shore, he calls out to one attendant in the ship and asks him something to which the attendant immediately goes in and brings him a bowl of sugar. What did he ask?
A : He asks "Sir, karai" (Sarkarai) eppo varum?
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Q :Actually south India should have been in the north. Why ???
A : Yaena South Indiala dhan vada kadaikkum... adhunaala idu "vaDa" naadu
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Q : What is the opposite of Nadarajar ?
A : Nadakkaadha Rani
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Q: Oru maatai (cow) pooja pannina adhukku yenna peyar kudukkarathu?
A: Moo-devi.
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Q : Kuruvi ku enna English letter initialaa varum ??
Ans : Letter A dhan initiala varum.... Puriyalaya??
Remember the song ??? A Kuruvi, Chittu Kuruvi.... Adhaan
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Q : In a grocery store, a guy was staring at an orange juice for couple of hours.
You know why ?
A : Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Q : What do u call a fox that can climb a roof ???
Ans : Otteri Nari
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Q : What would you Call a Girl Driving A Car..??
Ans : A Pen Drive.!!
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Q : A school boy returns home after winning lot of prizes and getting high marks in exams.
As he returns home his mom takes a hammer and throws at him... Why???
A : Yenna avanukku avan amma sutthi pottanga !!!
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Q : Why was Liquid Gelusil called 2 attend as a chief guest in sports day??
A : Because it was the "Syrup" Virundhinar for the function !!!
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Q : what is the opposite of thayir saadam??
A : "Thayir didnt see them"
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Q : Kaaka yaen vadaiya thookichu ?
A : Vadaya thookittu poradhukku lift illa...
Adhaan kaakavae thokittu pochu ...!
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Q : Why do cows always have mouth ulcers?
A : Because they have "PuNNaakku" (forfood)
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Q :Kaludhaikku yaen karpura vaasana theriyadu ?
A : Kaludaikennada..Yaarukumae karpura vaasanai theriyadhu...ellarum adha smell panna dhan mudiyum.
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Q : Yaen naamellam tharaila irukom ?
A : Yaen na Thannila(SARAKKU) irundha oor thappa pesumla.. adhaan tharaila irukkom..!
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Q : Rahul dravid is the naughtiest person in indian team...Guess why?
A : Coz he is called "WALL".
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Q : How does england cricket team always enjoys good food???
A : Because they have Cook in their team
Q : Hilary clinton + US = ????
A : HilarioUS Clinton :)
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Q : Bathroomla irukkara poo yedu??
A : Soap"pu.." and Sham"poo"....
Q : Thanni tharra poo yedhu?
A : Tap"pu"
Q : Thanni ya yeduthuttu poagara poo yedu?
A : Pipe"pu"
Q : Kudika vendiya poo yedu ?
A : Soup"pu"
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Q : Oruthar chocolate mela ezhudha aramichittaaram
A : why?? wat is the reason?? Yenna adhu "Diary" Milk chocolate.
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Q : In a forest 10 people are going suddenly a lion came and killed 6 people . But did not do anything on those 4 people. why?
A : Because they are lion's club memebers.
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Q : Kasu mela sign potta ...wat will happen...... ???
A : 'Tan'....nalla paaru ....... cos mela sin (i.e) sin/cos = tan
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Q : Endha dosaya verumannvay without any sidedish eat pannalam ??
A : Ravadosai....( "Raw"ah dosa )
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Q : After u see which famous website,u have to drink water?
A : "Wiki"pedia
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Q : In which area in chennai... Can u see many crows.... N y ???
A : "Vadapalini""???...bcos kaka loves to steal vada...
Also "Crow"mpet :)
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Q : Eppovume past tensela irukura cricketer yaaru ?
A : Chaminda Vaas ( was )
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Q : A man bought a watch and it was biting his hand....y ?
A : Yaen na adhu (kadi)karam
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Q : What do u call a feeling of 'having been at a place many times b4' ???
A : Deja-loo (obvious)
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Q : Why are females stronger than men??
A : Because they have "fe" in them (iron)...
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Q : A man borrows money from a fly....How does he tell the fly that he has borrowed ???
A : A E I O U
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Q : What do u call a man who leaves india to a foreign country ??
A : HINDUSTAN-LEAVER !!
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Chemistry Teacher : What is the molecular formula of water ???
Student: i k j l m n ( H2O ie...H TO O )
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Q : what is the similarity between war and 'sambar'???
A : Both have 'perungaayam' in them.... :)
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Q : In which state is river Ganga ???
A : Liquid State...
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Q : One day A and B went to drink tea. A is male and B is female.
When they were drinking, a housefly fell into the cup of B.
By seein it how did A convey ti to B ???
A : A B C D E (As in Tamil)!!!
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Q : Which is the longest word in the dictionary?
A : Smile...Coz after S there is a mile.
Q : ”Mazhai Megam” ku opposite yenna?
A : Mazhai may not come !!!
Q : Saapida yedhuvum soodaaga kidaikkaadha hotel edhu?
A : Ariya Bhavan
Q : Vethalaiyudan Saeraadha paakku edhu ?
A : Mysore paakku
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Q : What is the opposite for “Subramaniam Samy”
A : Subramaniam did not see me.
Q : What is common to robbers and tennis players ?
A : They both involve rackets(racquets) and courts
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Q: January 14'kkum Februavary 14'kkum yenna vidyasam?
A : Oru ponnu Pongal kodutha adhu Jan-14
Adhey ponnu HALWA kodutha, adhu Feb-14
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Q : What Is The Diff B/W Understand & Misunderstand.?
A : Friend Figure Aachuna Adhu Understanding !
Figure Friend Aachuna Adhu Misunderstanding !
Actual ah...
Student Miss eh COrrect panna... Adhuvum Misunderstanding dhan... :)
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Q : Who encouraged "One Day INternationals" cricket matches (ODI) among children?
... Who ????
A : Its Mahakavi Bharathiar
Coz... he sang "ODI vilayadu paapa"
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Q : Two foxes went to the jungle in different directions. Eppadi kandupudippenga?
A : 'Bi-Nari' search..
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Q : 90 thadava paavam senjaa, 45 thadava dhan maatipanga...Adhu eppadi ???
A : Aena, SIN 90 = COT 45..........Idhu eppadi irukku?
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Q : Who is more intelligent among the two: SQUARE or CIRCLE?
A : Square.... because Squaru'ku naalu moolai.
Circle'lukku moolayae illa...
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Q : Oru aalu oru kaakka valarthan
Atha touch panna, romba smooth'aa soft'aa irukkum
Avan adukku yenna peyar vaippan?
A : "MI-CRO-SOFT"
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Q : Why do MUNIVARS have so much resistance to worldy pleasures?
A : Because they constantly keep saying OHM OHM OHM which is unit of resistance... Eppadi namma physics?
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Q : What is the name of Shane Warne's wife?
A : Balatirupurasundari (Bala-Tirupura-Sundari)
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Q : Bhogikkum Pongalukkum enna vidhyasam ???
A : Bhogikkum Pongalukkum oru naal vidyasam aana pongalukkum bogikkum 364 naal vidyasam
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Q : Whats the similarity between short ciruit and poramai?
A : Vayar-Eriyudhu (Wire Eriyardhu)
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Q : Ramar Seetai'yai thedikittu pogumbodhu kadal irandai pirindhu vazhi vittadhu. Eppadi?
A : Because Ramar kitta Vil irundhudhae
And where there is a Vil, there is a Way!
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Q : Which animal knows to dance well? Think..Think..
A : ok ok its.. "AADU"
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Ippam naa sollura kadi joke'la ratham aara paaya pogudhu...
Q : What is the opposit of STD?
A : No-coffee-da (S-T-D)
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Q : Tea-kadakaarar kabadi vilayaduna eppadi vilayaaduvaar?
A : cup-t,cup-t,cup-t,cup-t.........
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Q : Vengaya kadakaararkal ellam sangam vachcha enna peyar vaippanga ???
A : Onion Union
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Q : Neenga computer munnadi ukkandhu work panna, adhu enna ninaikkum theriyuma?
A : Intel Inside...Mental Outside!
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Q : Vethalai'yudan seraadha paakku edhu?
A : Mysore paakku
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Q : Naalu 'T' oru 'G' irukkura vaarthai enna?
A : Originality
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Q : Whats difference between Sivakasi and Neyveli?
A : Sivakasi'la kaasa kariya'kkuvaanga
Neyveli'la kariya kaasa'kkuvaanga
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Q: Ordinary Kozhikku ethana kaal?
A : Unga answer 2 thappu.
Correct answer is 10 kaalgal.
(Aadu)4 kaalgal + (Nari)4 kaalgal + (Kozhi)2 kaalgal
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How will a postman fall down?
"Thabal" nu vizhuvaan
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Which is the most respectable bike???
Answer: PUL-SIR
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Which is the most dangerous bike?
YAMA-HA
What happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution
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What can you never eat for breakfast ?
Dinner
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Q.There r only 23 alphabets in the language English ..? how ?
ANS.Cos... M.G.R. is dead
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Oru cricket bowler mathavanga kitta eppadi pesuvan ?
Romba "OVER"ah pesuvan.
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Why do people who buy Coke or Pepsi give it to Sehwag first???
Ans: Bcoz he is an opener!!!
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Kamal can vote.. But Vikram can't.... Why?
Coz Vikram is Anniyan and
Kamal is Indian
:) :)
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which is the hottest alphabet??
"b" coz it makes the oil boil
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Do u know which is the coolest alphebet?
B ..... AC ku nadula la iruku la.. !!!
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Q : There is no necessity for any one to wear a tie in this world. Why?
A : Because "ChatTai"layae "Tai" (Tie) irukkaradunaala tie pottukka vendiyadhu ila
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Q : If there are fights in the world, then the world will become dark
(not metaphorically but literally i.e. there won't be light anywhere)... why ???
Ans: Fights are "Sandais"(Sun dies). If sun dies there won't be any light anywhere.
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Q : Which is the vegetable which asks you "when did you get hurt?"?
A : "Vengaayam" (When Kaayam?)
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Q :A person is travelling in a ship for months. He is so seasick that he desperately wants to see the shore. Since he didn't know when they would reach the shore, he calls out to one attendant in the ship and asks him something to which the attendant immediately goes in and brings him a bowl of sugar. What did he ask?
A : He asks "Sir, karai" (Sarkarai) eppo varum?
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Q :Actually south India should have been in the north. Why ???
A : Yaena South Indiala dhan vada kadaikkum... adhunaala idu "vaDa" naadu
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Q : What is the opposite of Nadarajar ?
A : Nadakkaadha Rani
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Q: Oru maatai (cow) pooja pannina adhukku yenna peyar kudukkarathu?
A: Moo-devi.
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Q : Kuruvi ku enna English letter initialaa varum ??
Ans : Letter A dhan initiala varum.... Puriyalaya??
Remember the song ??? A Kuruvi, Chittu Kuruvi.... Adhaan
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Q : In a grocery store, a guy was staring at an orange juice for couple of hours.
You know why ?
A : Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Q : What do u call a fox that can climb a roof ???
Ans : Otteri Nari
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Q : What would you Call a Girl Driving A Car..??
Ans : A Pen Drive.!!
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Q : A school boy returns home after winning lot of prizes and getting high marks in exams.
As he returns home his mom takes a hammer and throws at him... Why???
A : Yenna avanukku avan amma sutthi pottanga !!!
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Q : Why was Liquid Gelusil called 2 attend as a chief guest in sports day??
A : Because it was the "Syrup" Virundhinar for the function !!!
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Q : what is the opposite of thayir saadam??
A : "Thayir didnt see them"
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Q : Kaaka yaen vadaiya thookichu ?
A : Vadaya thookittu poradhukku lift illa...
Adhaan kaakavae thokittu pochu ...!
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Q : Why do cows always have mouth ulcers?
A : Because they have "PuNNaakku" (forfood)
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Q :Kaludhaikku yaen karpura vaasana theriyadu ?
A : Kaludaikennada..Yaarukumae karpura vaasanai theriyadhu...ellarum adha smell panna dhan mudiyum.
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Q : Yaen naamellam tharaila irukom ?
A : Yaen na Thannila(SARAKKU) irundha oor thappa pesumla.. adhaan tharaila irukkom..!
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Q : Rahul dravid is the naughtiest person in indian team...Guess why?
A : Coz he is called "WALL".
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Q : How does england cricket team always enjoys good food???
A : Because they have Cook in their team
Q : Hilary clinton + US = ????
A : HilarioUS Clinton :)
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Q : Bathroomla irukkara poo yedu??
A : Soap"pu.." and Sham"poo"....
Q : Thanni tharra poo yedhu?
A : Tap"pu"
Q : Thanni ya yeduthuttu poagara poo yedu?
A : Pipe"pu"
Q : Kudika vendiya poo yedu ?
A : Soup"pu"
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Q : Oruthar chocolate mela ezhudha aramichittaaram
A : why?? wat is the reason?? Yenna adhu "Diary" Milk chocolate.
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Q : In a forest 10 people are going suddenly a lion came and killed 6 people . But did not do anything on those 4 people. why?
A : Because they are lion's club memebers.
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Q : Kasu mela sign potta ...wat will happen...... ???
A : 'Tan'....nalla paaru ....... cos mela sin (i.e) sin/cos = tan
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Q : Endha dosaya verumannvay without any sidedish eat pannalam ??
A : Ravadosai....( "Raw"ah dosa )
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Q : After u see which famous website,u have to drink water?
A : "Wiki"pedia
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Q : In which area in chennai... Can u see many crows.... N y ???
A : "Vadapalini""???...bcos kaka loves to steal vada...
Also "Crow"mpet :)
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Q : Eppovume past tensela irukura cricketer yaaru ?
A : Chaminda Vaas ( was )
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Q : A man bought a watch and it was biting his hand....y ?
A : Yaen na adhu (kadi)karam
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Q : What do u call a feeling of 'having been at a place many times b4' ???
A : Deja-loo (obvious)
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Q : Why are females stronger than men??
A : Because they have "fe" in them (iron)...
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Q : A man borrows money from a fly....How does he tell the fly that he has borrowed ???
A : A E I O U
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Q : What do u call a man who leaves india to a foreign country ??
A : HINDUSTAN-LEAVER !!
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Chemistry Teacher : What is the molecular formula of water ???
Student: i k j l m n ( H2O ie...H TO O )
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Q : what is the similarity between war and 'sambar'???
A : Both have 'perungaayam' in them.... :)
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Q : In which state is river Ganga ???
A : Liquid State...
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Q : One day A and B went to drink tea. A is male and B is female.
When they were drinking, a housefly fell into the cup of B.
By seein it how did A convey ti to B ???
A : A B C D E (As in Tamil)!!!
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Q : Which is the longest word in the dictionary?
A : Smile...Coz after S there is a mile.
Q : ”Mazhai Megam” ku opposite yenna?
A : Mazhai may not come !!!
Q : Saapida yedhuvum soodaaga kidaikkaadha hotel edhu?
A : Ariya Bhavan
Q : Vethalaiyudan Saeraadha paakku edhu ?
A : Mysore paakku
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Q : What is the opposite for “Subramaniam Samy”
A : Subramaniam did not see me.
Q : What is common to robbers and tennis players ?
A : They both involve rackets(racquets) and courts
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Q: January 14'kkum Februavary 14'kkum yenna vidyasam?
A : Oru ponnu Pongal kodutha adhu Jan-14
Adhey ponnu HALWA kodutha, adhu Feb-14
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Q : What Is The Diff B/W Understand & Misunderstand.?
A : Friend Figure Aachuna Adhu Understanding !
Figure Friend Aachuna Adhu Misunderstanding !
Actual ah...
Student Miss eh COrrect panna... Adhuvum Misunderstanding dhan... :)
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Q : Who encouraged "One Day INternationals" cricket matches (ODI) among children?
... Who ????
A : Its Mahakavi Bharathiar
Coz... he sang "ODI vilayadu paapa"
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Q : Two foxes went to the jungle in different directions. Eppadi kandupudippenga?
A : 'Bi-Nari' search..
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Q : 90 thadava paavam senjaa, 45 thadava dhan maatipanga...Adhu eppadi ???
A : Aena, SIN 90 = COT 45..........Idhu eppadi irukku?
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Q : Who is more intelligent among the two: SQUARE or CIRCLE?
A : Square.... because Squaru'ku naalu moolai.
Circle'lukku moolayae illa...
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Q : Oru aalu oru kaakka valarthan
Atha touch panna, romba smooth'aa soft'aa irukkum
Avan adukku yenna peyar vaippan?
A : "MI-CRO-SOFT"
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Q : Why do MUNIVARS have so much resistance to worldy pleasures?
A : Because they constantly keep saying OHM OHM OHM which is unit of resistance... Eppadi namma physics?
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Q : What is the name of Shane Warne's wife?
A : Balatirupurasundari (Bala-Tirupura-Sundari)
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Q : Bhogikkum Pongalukkum enna vidhyasam ???
A : Bhogikkum Pongalukkum oru naal vidyasam aana pongalukkum bogikkum 364 naal vidyasam
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Q : Whats the similarity between short ciruit and poramai?
A : Vayar-Eriyudhu (Wire Eriyardhu)
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Q : Ramar Seetai'yai thedikittu pogumbodhu kadal irandai pirindhu vazhi vittadhu. Eppadi?
A : Because Ramar kitta Vil irundhudhae
And where there is a Vil, there is a Way!
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Q : Which animal knows to dance well? Think..Think..
A : ok ok its.. "AADU"
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Ippam naa sollura kadi joke'la ratham aara paaya pogudhu...
Q : What is the opposit of STD?
A : No-coffee-da (S-T-D)
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Q : Tea-kadakaarar kabadi vilayaduna eppadi vilayaaduvaar?
A : cup-t,cup-t,cup-t,cup-t.........
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Q : Vengaya kadakaararkal ellam sangam vachcha enna peyar vaippanga ???
A : Onion Union
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Q : Neenga computer munnadi ukkandhu work panna, adhu enna ninaikkum theriyuma?
A : Intel Inside...Mental Outside!
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Q : Vethalai'yudan seraadha paakku edhu?
A : Mysore paakku
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Q : Naalu 'T' oru 'G' irukkura vaarthai enna?
A : Originality
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Q : Whats difference between Sivakasi and Neyveli?
A : Sivakasi'la kaasa kariya'kkuvaanga
Neyveli'la kariya kaasa'kkuvaanga
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Q: Ordinary Kozhikku ethana kaal?
A : Unga answer 2 thappu.
Correct answer is 10 kaalgal.
(Aadu)4 kaalgal + (Nari)4 kaalgal + (Kozhi)2 kaalgal
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Mokkai Bazaar – Part 2
Just A Compilation....
Sir : Oru oorla oru vayasana paati irundhaanga ...
Student : Ponga sir , oru vayasula endha oorla paati irukkaanga ??
Sir : ...????!!!!
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Girl 1: Lover's day supera celebrate pannathu thappa poyiduchhudi!
Girl 2: Y ?
Girl 1: Mother's day celebrate panna vachittanae !! :)
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Nurse : Patientukku edhu koduthalum mayakkam varala doctor !
Doctor : Fees bill eh kudu... adhu podhum....
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Student: Sir... En mandayila erumbu erudhu sir !
Sir: What?
Student: Neengadhaan en mandayila edhumey yeradhunu sonninga !
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Head Master to students : Yaen da tamil vathiyar kaala vaarineenga?
Students: Nethikki avar than sir... Naalai kaalai varungal nu sonnaru !!!
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Sardarji Kashmir'la Helicopter ottitu ponaar, Thideernu Helicopter keelae vizhundhu accident aayiduchi.... Appo police enquired him.
Police : Sardar eppadi accident aachu?
Sardar : Erkanavae... Orey colda irukku....waste ethuku odanum nu helicopter fan eh off panitaen.
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Husband : Dont go to kitchen with red saree, A guy from Spic Jyoti is coming .
He may by mistake replace you with the Cylinder.
Wife : (Looking angrily) !!!
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Patient: Neenga oru "Pal Doctor" ah ?
Doctor. Illai Naan " Muppathirendu pallukkum Doctor".
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Girl : I want a ring on by birthday dear..
Boyfriend : From which network either Airtel or Aircel dear ???
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An indian was sittin in the pavillion at lords and watchin Sachin play
Sachin drives Harmison for a four...
Indian : BOUNDARY ! BOUNDARY !
Gentleman(Nearby) : Be Silent
Indian : OUNDARY ! OUNDARY !
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Rogue : Naattaama...!!! Unna naan ore vettu la moonu thundaakiduvein...
Naattamai : Yeppadi da venna...
Rogue : Unna vettina Rendu thundu apparam un kazhuthulla irukkira oru thundu
Motham Moonu Thundu...
HA HA HA
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Raja n Rani got bored of mobile, decided to use pigeon.
One day pigeon reaches raja without one leg.
Angry raja calls rani and asked why ??
Rani says "Idiot.It was a missed call..."
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Judge : Dai edhukku da unga house ownerai kolai panne??
Mokkachamy : Sir sir... Avar dhan Gaali panna sonnar...
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Bank Manager : Indha bankla naanga loan ah Interest eh illama tharom.
Mokkachamy : Thara loan eh Santhosama tharavendiyadhu thana yaen interest illama tharinga ???
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Person 1 : Naan torch lighta ON panraen. Nee adhoda velichathai pidichutu aeri Chandranukku po.
Person 2 : Seri.
(Konjam yosichitu)
Person 2 : Illai, Naan maaten.
Person 1 : Yaen ? Mudalil seri sollitu, pinnadi yen mudiyathunu solra ?
Person 2 : Naan padi erum podhu, nee torch lightai off pannita, naan keezha vizhundruven illiya.
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Teacher : Mudhal masam January !
Rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student : Delivery teacher.
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Bruce Lee's favourites :
Vegetable - Thaka-Lee
Breakfast - Id-Lee
Festival - Diwa-Lee
Actress - Sona-Lee
Movie - Gil-Lee
Animal - Pal-Lee
Friend - Koma-Lee
And... Great that.. U all have read these patient'LEE' ....Ha Ha :)
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Wife : Yenga... Ippadiyae naan samachu potta enakku ennanga kidaikkum ?
Husband : Ennoda LIC panam Seekkarama kidaikkum...
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Man : Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?
Swamiji : Oru Quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu,
3quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?
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Oru paiyan road-la pokumpodhu, thummikittae ponaan....
Yeannu kaettaa avan solraan,
avan oru PODI paiyanaam.....
Ayyoooo... ayyooooo.... :)
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Interviwer : Tell about U.
Guy : U is one of the alphabet letter.. it comes bofore V and after T. Its one of the vowels....
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NAATTAAMAI : Enraa Mokkachamy.....?
MOKKACHAMY : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
NAATTAAMAI : Enraa....???
MOKKACHAMY : Adhaan enroamla…
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Prof to student: What is ‘Attention deficit hyperactive disorder’?
Student: Jimbalakkadi Bamba . . . .
Prof: I don’t understand anything.!
Student: Same here
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Principal : Namma college'la sumara ethana girls iruppanga
Student : Namma college'la ella girls'um sumara dhan iruppanga
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Arts Teacher : Yaenda naay padam varanjittu vaay mattum varayama vacchu irukka ?
Student : Yaenna adhu vaayilla praani sir....
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Madurai girl goes to Madras vegetable shop and asks
"Eppadimma Keerai?"
Kaigari vikkarava says: "Naan nallaththan keeran. nee eppadi keerai". ?!?!?!!!
Idhaaan Madras Tamil.... :)
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Naethu busla poyittu irunthappa,
oruththar shoulder'la adichhu, "Royapetta"va kaettara.
Naan illa en "Tholpatta" nu sonnen.
Aana yaen ennai morachaarunu theriyala !
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Friend 1: Cigarette pudicha cancer varumda..!!!
Friend 2: Illayae, Naa pudikkum bodhu Pogai dhan vandhudhu..!!!!!!
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A College Girl comes home pretty late.
Father: "Yaendi ivlo late-a vara"
Mother : "What took u so long to get home.."
Anna: "itni late kyun?" (hindi )
Akka: "Enthukku intha late-uga ostaavu?" (telugu)
.
.
Idhulaerndhu enna theriydhu?
?
?
?
Oru vayasu ponnu veetukku late-aa vandhaa NAALU PAERU NAALU VIDHAMAA pesuvaanga !!!
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Does Management know their Staff? Lets see…
On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.
He approached the young man and calmly said to him, “How much do you earn?"
The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, "I earn $ 2 000.00 a month, Sir. Why?"
Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed $ 6000.00 cash And gave it to the young man and said, "Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here is 3 months 'salary, now GET OUT and don't come back".
The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight. Noticing a Few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner, "And that applies for everybody in this company".
He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man that I just fired?"
To which an amazing reply came of, "He was the pizza delivery man, Sir...!!!"
Sir : Oru oorla oru vayasana paati irundhaanga ...
Student : Ponga sir , oru vayasula endha oorla paati irukkaanga ??
Sir : ...????!!!!
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Girl 1: Lover's day supera celebrate pannathu thappa poyiduchhudi!
Girl 2: Y ?
Girl 1: Mother's day celebrate panna vachittanae !! :)
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Nurse : Patientukku edhu koduthalum mayakkam varala doctor !
Doctor : Fees bill eh kudu... adhu podhum....
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Student: Sir... En mandayila erumbu erudhu sir !
Sir: What?
Student: Neengadhaan en mandayila edhumey yeradhunu sonninga !
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Head Master to students : Yaen da tamil vathiyar kaala vaarineenga?
Students: Nethikki avar than sir... Naalai kaalai varungal nu sonnaru !!!
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Sardarji Kashmir'la Helicopter ottitu ponaar, Thideernu Helicopter keelae vizhundhu accident aayiduchi.... Appo police enquired him.
Police : Sardar eppadi accident aachu?
Sardar : Erkanavae... Orey colda irukku....waste ethuku odanum nu helicopter fan eh off panitaen.
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Husband : Dont go to kitchen with red saree, A guy from Spic Jyoti is coming .
He may by mistake replace you with the Cylinder.
Wife : (Looking angrily) !!!
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Patient: Neenga oru "Pal Doctor" ah ?
Doctor. Illai Naan " Muppathirendu pallukkum Doctor".
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Girl : I want a ring on by birthday dear..
Boyfriend : From which network either Airtel or Aircel dear ???
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An indian was sittin in the pavillion at lords and watchin Sachin play
Sachin drives Harmison for a four...
Indian : BOUNDARY ! BOUNDARY !
Gentleman(Nearby) : Be Silent
Indian : OUNDARY ! OUNDARY !
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Rogue : Naattaama...!!! Unna naan ore vettu la moonu thundaakiduvein...
Naattamai : Yeppadi da venna...
Rogue : Unna vettina Rendu thundu apparam un kazhuthulla irukkira oru thundu
Motham Moonu Thundu...
HA HA HA
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Raja n Rani got bored of mobile, decided to use pigeon.
One day pigeon reaches raja without one leg.
Angry raja calls rani and asked why ??
Rani says "Idiot.It was a missed call..."
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Judge : Dai edhukku da unga house ownerai kolai panne??
Mokkachamy : Sir sir... Avar dhan Gaali panna sonnar...
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Bank Manager : Indha bankla naanga loan ah Interest eh illama tharom.
Mokkachamy : Thara loan eh Santhosama tharavendiyadhu thana yaen interest illama tharinga ???
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Person 1 : Naan torch lighta ON panraen. Nee adhoda velichathai pidichutu aeri Chandranukku po.
Person 2 : Seri.
(Konjam yosichitu)
Person 2 : Illai, Naan maaten.
Person 1 : Yaen ? Mudalil seri sollitu, pinnadi yen mudiyathunu solra ?
Person 2 : Naan padi erum podhu, nee torch lightai off pannita, naan keezha vizhundruven illiya.
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Teacher : Mudhal masam January !
Rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student : Delivery teacher.
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Bruce Lee's favourites :
Vegetable - Thaka-Lee
Breakfast - Id-Lee
Festival - Diwa-Lee
Actress - Sona-Lee
Movie - Gil-Lee
Animal - Pal-Lee
Friend - Koma-Lee
And... Great that.. U all have read these patient'LEE' ....Ha Ha :)
**********************************************************************Wife : Yenga... Ippadiyae naan samachu potta enakku ennanga kidaikkum ?
Husband : Ennoda LIC panam Seekkarama kidaikkum...
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Man : Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?
Swamiji : Oru Quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu,
3quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?
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Oru paiyan road-la pokumpodhu, thummikittae ponaan....
Yeannu kaettaa avan solraan,
avan oru PODI paiyanaam.....
Ayyoooo... ayyooooo.... :)
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Interviwer : Tell about U.
Guy : U is one of the alphabet letter.. it comes bofore V and after T. Its one of the vowels....
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NAATTAAMAI : Enraa Mokkachamy.....?
MOKKACHAMY : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
NAATTAAMAI : Enraa....???
MOKKACHAMY : Adhaan enroamla…
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Prof to student: What is ‘Attention deficit hyperactive disorder’?
Student: Jimbalakkadi Bamba . . . .
Prof: I don’t understand anything.!
Student: Same here
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Principal : Namma college'la sumara ethana girls iruppanga
Student : Namma college'la ella girls'um sumara dhan iruppanga
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Arts Teacher : Yaenda naay padam varanjittu vaay mattum varayama vacchu irukka ?
Student : Yaenna adhu vaayilla praani sir....
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Madurai girl goes to Madras vegetable shop and asks
"Eppadimma Keerai?"
Kaigari vikkarava says: "Naan nallaththan keeran. nee eppadi keerai". ?!?!?!!!
Idhaaan Madras Tamil.... :)
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Naethu busla poyittu irunthappa,
oruththar shoulder'la adichhu, "Royapetta"va kaettara.
Naan illa en "Tholpatta" nu sonnen.
Aana yaen ennai morachaarunu theriyala !
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Friend 1: Cigarette pudicha cancer varumda..!!!
Friend 2: Illayae, Naa pudikkum bodhu Pogai dhan vandhudhu..!!!!!!
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A College Girl comes home pretty late.
Father: "Yaendi ivlo late-a vara"
Mother : "What took u so long to get home.."
Anna: "itni late kyun?" (hindi )
Akka: "Enthukku intha late-uga ostaavu?" (telugu)
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Idhulaerndhu enna theriydhu?
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Oru vayasu ponnu veetukku late-aa vandhaa NAALU PAERU NAALU VIDHAMAA pesuvaanga !!!
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Does Management know their Staff? Lets see…
On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.
He approached the young man and calmly said to him, “How much do you earn?"
The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, "I earn $ 2 000.00 a month, Sir. Why?"
Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed $ 6000.00 cash And gave it to the young man and said, "Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here is 3 months 'salary, now GET OUT and don't come back".
The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight. Noticing a Few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner, "And that applies for everybody in this company".
He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man that I just fired?"
To which an amazing reply came of, "He was the pizza delivery man, Sir...!!!"
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Mokkai Bazaar – Part 1
STATUTORY WARNING !!!
Reading this article can cause serious damage to the Brain and cause the reader to become more crazier than the writer himself. Symptoms can be biting ones teeth often and bleeding from the inner ear.
Letz start with it right away…. for the brave ones….
What is Mokkai ??? Definition Edhaavadhu irukku ???
"Namma dhaan Anna University syllabus la padichavangalaache… Definition nu edhaavadhu kudutha dhaana nammalukku konjam aavadhu puriyum…. Seri… Define panniduvom.. :) "
Mokkai is a systematic degenerative disorder of human brain essentially causing the psychosed one who is telling it to utterly blabber some very disturbing facts or figments of human imagination to run amok causing a vivid but essentially meaningless diarrhoea of words, thoughts, actions, adventures or actually something may be short of a blatant lie having its roots deeply anchored in realism yet something.
Hmm… Seri.. Paravalae konjam perusa irukku… So Ok
Indha madhiri ezhudhi dhaana naa BE eh PASS pannaen…. So… More than enough.
Ok…. To start with…. Lets look into this Million Dollar Question and find an Answer.. "
Hen or Egg ?
" Mudhalla Kozhi vandhucha, Ila Mutta vandhucha ???? "
" Nerayaa Paerukku Indha Doubt irukku...
Modhalla.. Adhukku namma Answer pannuvoom,,,,
Ellaarumae Kaetukkonga,....
Answer enna na....
KOZHI dhaan modhal la vandhuchu
Epdi nu Neenga Kaeppinga...
Adhukku answer irukku....
Basic Logic..."
" Kozhi dhaan Varum.... Pogum...
Aana Mutta epaayumae Angayae dhan irukkum.... (0!0!0) "
Adhanal... Kozhi dhan Modhalla vandhuchu....
Mutta Illaa..... :) :) :)
Ipdiyae continuousa Ear ripping Blade mokkai vandhuttae irukkum….
Epdiyaavadhu Uyiroda irundhu padichidunga…"
Seri.. NEXT…
An old lady put A dog inside a vessel, kept it closed and opened it after an hour. Surprisingly, she found a Dozen dogs in it.
How was that possible??
Ans:: Coz.... ' Empty vessels make more NAAYS '
Idhu eppadi…. ????
Next is,,, Even better..
Billion $ Puzzle (“LIGHTER” Vein)
You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
"Therlaya ????
Seri… Kaetukkonga
Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER.
Using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette
Another throat ripping (Kazhutha Arukkura) Answer...
You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches.
Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette...
He he…. Lolz…
Innum neraya mokkai,,,, Irukkunga…. !!!!
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Once ther was a major Traffic Jam
No one could move an inch...
Suddenly One Guy comes there with a bow and arrow and the traffic gets cleared..
How is this possible ??
Therlaya ???
Where there is a "VIL" (BOW) there is a way...
Ha Ha.. :)
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Idhu neenga adhutha dhadava,,, ungaloda friend eh paatha kelunga....
Nalla Adi Vaanguveenga...
Two guys met after a long long time..
The guy said "abbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb"
The other person asked what does tat mean...???
He replied "abbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb" and no "c" (In the order of ABC in alphabets)
He means... Long time no see(C)....
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Two palli's (lizards) are fighting on a wall and one fell down...
Adha paathu innoru palli sirichuchu..
But after that... Andha palliyum keela vilundhuduchu...
Why .. ?
Ans : Andha palli kai thattikitae sirichichu.. adhan ...
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Idhu…. Scientists lam kooda idhu varaikkum yosikkaadha Onnu
Y do the sea levels rise?
Bcos of global warming the temp of the earth rises...
Causing it to be hotter... Therefore d fish r sweating more
Hence, Sea Level rises :) :) :)
" Enna correct dhananga ???
Don shout at me saying…. It was a very “MEEN” joke…. He he "
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The central government exercising its power confirmed upon it by the constitution in the present schedule tried to create a new state called Kerala- Nadu, by mixing some parts of Tamilnadu and some parts of kerala. 3 cities were chosen to make it capital which were
Problem is that there are huge thefts in these areas. So people used to keep things locked. In
Which city should be chosen as capital?
It is
It contains Caps lock... :)
"Thaangalaya….. ???? Lolz….."
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One man tries to keep his cellphone on table it falls....
He tries to keep it in his pocket it falls...
Where ever he keeps his cellphone it falls ...
WHY ????
Yean na Cellphone la Balance ila... :)
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Oru oorla oru payan oru nai oda biscuit and plate thookitu odran..
Andha nai avana thorathuthu...
4km ku apram avan antha naiku rendayum kudukuran...
Modhala edha vangum????
Nai kita kudutha... MoDhala (crocodile) epadi vangum ???
"Ayoo... Ayooo ...Ha ha..."
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Oru roomla oruthan thunguran andha roomla four doors iruku. All are closed.
A Girl knocks the 1st doorA Dog barks at the 2nd door
A Lady bangs the 3rd doorand
A old man is standing by the 4th door
Avan first edha thorapan?
Ada... First Avan Kanna thorapan!!
"This Mokka was a real “EYE” Opener I guess…. He he… "
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Oru Car eh 8 sardarji saendhu thallinanga aana car nagaravae illa
Yaen ????
Aena....4 pushing from front... 4 from back
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Lifela vetri na enna nu theriyuma?
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"Wet Tree"....
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Abdul Kalam wanted to go around the world. First he went to
Yaen na Katrorukku sendra idamellam SYRUP :)
“ Kalam sir sonna madhiri dream panna…. Ippadi dhaan yosikka mudiyudhu…
Enna Koduma Kalam sir idhu…. “
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"Seri… Indha kadhai eh kaelunga…."
Once Donald Duck was narrating mickey mouse..ramayanam n mickey was fooling around.Donald Duck got furious n asked mickey "Who is Rama's father?"
Mickey said Ravana. Donald got mad n threw mickey against the wall.
Mickey sat on the wall n narrated Ramayana without a flaw!!!
HOW ??? ???
Coz... It became Valmiki(wall-mickey)
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Indha Arnakayiru nu solraangale adhu yarudhu ???
Mokkachamy : Aruna vodatha.... ???
“Idellam Nejamaalumae Ukkandhu Yosippaangalo ??? “
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A person went to
Why ???
Because he wanted to see the movie "JILLUNU ORU KADHAL".
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A Rat came to a house and ate all the fruits and went away, but left just One fruit.
What was the name of that fruit?
”ELE-MICHCHAM PAZHAM”
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"Oru Software Engineer eh irudhuttu… Computer Mokkai Ila na Eppadi…."
COMPUTER MOKKAI's
Ramu : I've just become a member of Rotract Club.
Somu : Public member or private?
Ramu : Hey.. My submarine is not sinking into the water!! what could be wrong ?
Somu : May be u have used float instead of double in the software.
Girl : Hey , Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500 rupees to her..?
Boy : Sure.. why not ? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by value or pass by reference.
Girl : ??? !!!
Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer...
Somu : How do u say that ?
Ramu : He asked my physical address instead of my home address !
Ramu : Shhhh...I think the SW Engg who is sitting in the next cabin must be a farmer before.
Somu : How do u know...?
Ramu : He asked me today that is there a way to cultivate the Bit fields..!!
Computer : Please sit over the hard disk to compress the files !
Computer : please pour Engine oil in the floppy drive to enhance the performance of Search Engine.
Ramu : why people are beating that SW engg black and blue?
Somu : It seems, he asked one of them that whether "Vande mataRAM" is new kind of RAM in the market !
Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW Engg is very very naive.
Somu : How do u say that?
Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to
Ramu : Hey.... Whats time now?
Somu : System time or local time...??
Ramu : Hey.. I have a problem. My system is not booting up!
Somu : May be, its internal buses are on strike.. Check out !
Ramu : (While browsing the TV) what is this? I have heard of Star Sports, Star Movies and Star Plus.
Whats this Star Equals??? Is it a new Star Channel?
Somu : No..... = operator has been overloaded in Star Channel.
Ramu : I think that
Somu : How do u say that?
Ramu : He believes "Rascal" is a new version of Pascal !
Ramu : Hey.. U know.. MS Visual C++ 6.0 has got everything. The "Developer" Studio can really do magic.
Somu : Can we use that to develop the photo-negatives?
Ramu : Why are u wiping
Somu : Clear command is not working properly for my terminal.That’s why !!!
Ramu : Yesterday I bought a new TV whose terminal is compatible with computer... but its audio portion is not at all working.
Somu : May be its compatible only with dumb terminals ???
Vani : We have shifted our home to KK Nagar now.
Soni : Right shift or Left shift??
Kannamma : Do u have Design Specs for brinjal sambar?
Ponnamma : U mean recipe..?
Ramu : Somu, I am going to file a case against my landlord yaar. He's harassing me too much.
Somu : What case ? Upper Case or Lower Case ???
Husband : ( Returning late form work ) "Good evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
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Wife And Husband Conversation !!!
Wife : Have you brought the ring ?
Husband : Bad command or filename.
Wife : But I told you in the morn...
Husband : Erroneous syntax.
Wife : What about my new blouse ?
Husband : Variable not found ...
Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied ...
Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ?
Husband : Too many parameters. Abort!...
Wife : It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife : You are a useless nut.
Husband : Default Parameter.
Wife : What about your Salary ?
Husband : Access denied. File in use...
Wife : Who was in the car this morning ?
Husband : System unstable. Press CTRL + ALT +
"Ennanga… Seriya Puriyala ya ….????
Appo vidunga….
Most eh Ungalukku Brain…
“Array Index Out Of Bounds “ nu nenaikraen.... :)
He He
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" Indha Madhiri Mokka Podra Mokkachamys ellam eppadi adikardhu nu yosikreengala….??? "
" Avanga lam… Unga koodayae dhan ga irukkaanga….
Seri… Avangala easy eh Kandu Puidkka na help panra… "
You should be sure the person is Mokkachamy when he :
• Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.
• Tries to drown a fish in water.
• Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
• Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
• Trips over a cordless phone.
• At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts "Leo".
• Sells the car for gas money.
• Studies for a blood test and fails.
• Misses the 22 bus, and takes the 11 twice instead.
• Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.
• Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home.
Mokkachamy Arul Vaaku…..!!!!
"Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Mokkachamy : "No, who wrote it?"
Mokkachamy ordered a pizza and the waiter asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Why did Mokkachamy take with him 17 other peaople and go to a movie ?
Because below 18 are not allowed.
Name Translation Mokkai…
Na + tara + jan => No + Star + Life =~ Starless Life
The translation of the Kannan Natarajan is Ian Walking.... Here is how:
Kann + an --> Eye + an --> I + an --> Ian
Nata + rajan --> Walk + king --> Walking
"Indha madhiri…. Neraya irukkunga…. Ayooo Ayooo"
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FAQ
Q : Yaen adhu Mok(KAI)... Why not mok(KAAL) ????
UNANSWERED
"Yaarukkaavadhu Therinja Sollunga pa….
Enakku Mokkai eh yosikka vera theriyaadhu…
So.. Pleaseeee help me…. "
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