Mokkai Bazaar – Part 2

Just A Compilation....

Sir : Oru oorla oru vayasana paati irundhaanga ...
Student : Ponga sir , oru vayasula endha oorla paati irukkaanga ??
Sir : ...????!!!!

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Girl 1: Lover's day supera celebrate pannathu thappa poyiduchhudi!
Girl 2: Y ?
Girl 1: Mother's day celebrate panna vachittanae !! :)

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Nurse : Patientukku edhu koduthalum mayakkam varala doctor !
Doctor : Fees bill eh kudu... adhu podhum....

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Student: Sir... En mandayila erumbu erudhu sir !
Sir: What?
Student: Neengadhaan en mandayila edhumey yeradhunu sonninga !

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Head Master to students : Yaen da tamil vathiyar kaala vaarineenga?
Students: Nethikki avar than sir... Naalai kaalai varungal nu sonnaru !!!

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Sardarji Kashmir'la Helicopter ottitu ponaar, Thideernu Helicopter keelae vizhundhu accident aayiduchi.... Appo police enquired him.

Police : Sardar eppadi accident aachu?
Sardar : Erkanavae... Orey colda irukku....waste ethuku odanum nu helicopter fan eh off panitaen.

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Husband : Dont go to kitchen with red saree, A guy from Spic Jyoti is coming .
He may by mistake replace you with the Cylinder.

Wife : (Looking angrily) !!!



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Patient: Neenga oru "Pal Doctor" ah ?
Doctor. Illai Naan " Muppathirendu pallukkum Doctor".

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Girl : I want a ring on by birthday dear..
Boyfriend : From which network either Airtel or Aircel dear ???

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An indian was sittin in the pavillion at lords and watchin Sachin play
Sachin drives Harmison for a four...

Indian : BOUNDARY ! BOUNDARY !

Gentleman(Nearby) : Be Silent

Indian : OUNDARY ! OUNDARY !

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Rogue : Naattaama...!!! Unna naan ore vettu la moonu thundaakiduvein...

Naattamai : Yeppadi da venna...

Rogue : Unna vettina Rendu thundu apparam un kazhuthulla irukkira oru thundu
Motham Moonu Thundu...

HA HA HA

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Raja n Rani got bored of mobile, decided to use pigeon.
One day pigeon reaches raja without one leg.
Angry raja calls rani and asked why ??
Rani says "Idiot.It was a missed call..."

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Judge : Dai edhukku da unga house ownerai kolai panne??

Mokkachamy : Sir sir... Avar dhan Gaali panna sonnar...


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Bank Manager : Indha bankla naanga loan ah Interest eh illama tharom.

Mokkachamy : Thara loan eh Santhosama tharavendiyadhu thana yaen interest illama tharinga ???

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Person 1 : Naan torch lighta ON panraen. Nee adhoda velichathai pidichutu aeri Chandranukku po.
Person 2 : Seri.

(Konjam yosichitu)
Person 2 : Illai, Naan maaten.

Person 1 : Yaen ? Mudalil seri sollitu, pinnadi yen mudiyathunu solra ?
Person 2 : Naan padi erum podhu, nee torch lightai off pannita, naan keezha vizhundruven illiya.

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Teacher : Mudhal masam January !
Rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student : Delivery teacher.

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Bruce Lee's favourites :

Vegetable - Thaka-Lee
Breakfast - Id-Lee
Festival - Diwa-Lee
Actress - Sona-Lee
Movie - Gil-Lee
Animal - Pal-Lee
Friend - Koma-Lee

And... Great that.. U all have read these patient'LEE' ....Ha Ha :)

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Wife : Yenga... Ippadiyae naan samachu potta enakku ennanga kidaikkum ?
Husband : Ennoda LIC panam Seekkarama kidaikkum...

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Man : Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?
Swamiji : Oru Quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu,
3quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?

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Oru paiyan road-la pokumpodhu, thummikittae ponaan....
Yeannu kaettaa avan solraan,

avan oru PODI paiyanaam.....
Ayyoooo... ayyooooo.... :)

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Interviwer : Tell about U.
Guy : U is one of the alphabet letter.. it comes bofore V and after T. Its one of the vowels....

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NAATTAAMAI : Enraa Mokkachamy.....?

MOKKACHAMY : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13

NAATTAAMAI : Enraa....???

MOKKACHAMY : Adhaan enroamla…


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Prof to student: What is ‘Attention deficit hyperactive disorder’?

Student: Jimbalakkadi Bamba . . . .

Prof: I don’t understand anything.!

Student: Same here

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Principal : Namma college'la sumara ethana girls iruppanga

Student : Namma college'la ella girls'um sumara dhan iruppanga

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Arts Teacher : Yaenda naay padam varanjittu vaay mattum varayama vacchu irukka ?

Student : Yaenna adhu vaayilla praani sir....



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Madurai girl goes to Madras vegetable shop and asks
"Eppadimma Keerai?"

Kaigari vikkarava says: "Naan nallaththan keeran. nee eppadi keerai". ?!?!?!!!

Idhaaan Madras Tamil.... :)

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Naethu busla poyittu irunthappa,
oruththar shoulder'la adichhu, "Royapetta"va kaettara.
Naan illa en "Tholpatta" nu sonnen.

Aana yaen ennai morachaarunu theriyala !

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Friend 1: Cigarette pudicha cancer varumda..!!!
Friend 2: Illayae, Naa pudikkum bodhu Pogai dhan vandhudhu..!!!!!!


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A College Girl comes home pretty late.
Father: "Yaendi ivlo late-a vara"
Mother : "What took u so long to get home.."
Anna: "itni late kyun?" (hindi )
Akka: "Enthukku intha late-uga ostaavu?" (telugu)
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Idhulaerndhu enna theriydhu?
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Oru vayasu ponnu veetukku late-aa vandhaa NAALU PAERU NAALU VIDHAMAA pesuvaanga !!!

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Does Management know their Staff? Lets see…

On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.

He approached the young man and calmly said to him, “How much do you earn?"

The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, "I earn $ 2 000.00 a month, Sir. Why?"

Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed $ 6000.00 cash And gave it to the young man and said, "Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here is 3 months 'salary, now GET OUT and don't come back".

The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight. Noticing a Few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner, "And that applies for everybody in this company".

He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man that I just fired?"

To which an amazing reply came of, "He was the pizza delivery man, Sir...!!!"