Mokkai Bazaar – Part 4

Mokkai Thathuvams


Mokkai Thirukkural..

Aatal aatal maavaatal avvaatal
hotellil aatap padum ...

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Enna dhan Nee periya budhisaliya irundhalum..
Pallu thaekara andha 5 min nee Ilicha vayee dhan....idhu eppadi ??

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Enna dhaan nee vetti ah irundaalum, unnoda numberukku nee Call panna busy nu dhaan varum...
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Kaakaa kaa ..kaa nu katharadhala adha kaakaa-nu kupidarom..
Aana maadu
maa .. maaa nu katharadhala adha mama-nu kupidamudiuma ???
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Running racela kaal evalavu vegama odinaalum,
Price kaikuthaan kedaikkum!!
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South India -la Narthangai kidaikkum.
Aaana, North India-la Southangai kidaikuma?!

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Enna dhaan cement factory kattinalum, Adh Katta Innoruthan Kitta Dhaan Cement Vaanganum !!!
Vikkal Vandha Vikkalaam. But Nakkal Vandha......???
Tools boxla tools , aana match boxla match paarka mudiyaadhu !
Tea bagla tea irukkum, Aana School Bagla School Irukkuma ??


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Aayiram dhan irundhalum aayarathi onnu dhan perusu
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Enna dhan Pothys, Chennai silks, Life Style owner ah irundhalum... Avanuku porakra kozhandha dress ilaama dhan porakkum.... Enna Koduma Sir Idhu,,, :)
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Bus stopla bus varum.........
Aanna fullstopla full varuma....
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Mela irundhu keela vandha adhu ARUVI
Keela irundhu mela pona adhu KURUVI
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Blackum color than....
White um color than...
Aana black & white TV ya mattum yaarum color TV nu solla matengiranga...
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Enna Dhaan DMK Meetinga Irunthaalum... Anga Koottam ' JJ '-nnu Dhaan Varum..
Idhan da Arasiyal.... :)
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Manda Udayama Irukka Helmet ah Podalam
Aana Helmet Udayama Irukka Mandaya Poda Mudiyuma ???

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Nurse namma kaiyya pudicha athu check up
Namma nurse kaiyya pudicha athu pick up.. how is it? ? ?
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Water mela boat pona Ullasam....
Aana...
Boat mela water pona adhu Kailasam...

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SOME THATHUVAMS

1) Innaiku thoonguna nalaiku enthirikalam.aana naalaiku thoonguna inaiku enthirika mudiyuma????

2) Bus la collector-yae erinalum.. mudhal seetu driveruku than......

3) Cycle carrier la tiffen-a vechu eduthuttu pogalam Aana... Tiffin carrierla cycle-a vechu eduthuttu poga mudiyathu... ???

4) Ticket vangittu ulla ponna adhu cinema theatre anna ulla poittu ticket vanginaa adhu operation theatre.

5) Enna than meenuku neendha therinjalum adhala meen kolambula neendha mudiyadhu...

6) Iron boxla iron panna mudiyum ....Aana pencil box la pencil panna mudiyuma?

7) Nee Enna than costly mobile vachirundhalum, Athula evalavu than recharge pannalum, unnalla unakku call panna mudiyathu..

8) Cream biscuitla cream irukkum, Aana nai biscuitla nai irukkuma ?

9) Puyalala karaya kadaka mudiyum.. karayala puyala kadaka mudiyuma ????

10) Oru erumbu nenacha 1000 yanaya kadikkum. Aana 1000 yana nenachalum... Oru erumba kooda kadikka mudiyadhu..


Evalavu kuttai ah irundhalum high heels podalam.
Evalavu height ah irundhalum low heels poda mudiyathu kanna...

Train evlo vegama ponalum,
Kadaisi petty kadaisiyadhan pogum…

Cellula balance illana call panna mudiyathu....
Aaana....
Manushanukku call illana,
Balance panna mudiyathu....!!!

Bus poita... Bus stand angayae thaan irukum
Aana cycle poita... Cycle stand koodavae pogum....

Files na ukkandhu parkanum,
Piles na parthu ukkaranum.

Vaayala “naai” nu Solla mudiyum
aana…
Naayaala “Vaai” nu solla mudiyuma ???

Arisi kotina vaera arisi vangalam
Thael kotina vaera thael vanga mudiyuma ???

Car kulla tyre inrundha adhu Stepni,
Adhey namba maela antha trye irundha, namba chatni !!!

MANDAIYA POTTA “DIE”
MANDAILA POTTA “DYE"

Engineering Collegela Padichi Engineer Agalam...
Aana Presidency Collegela Padichi President Aga Mudiyuma???

Gold Vachi Gold Chain Pannalam Ana Cycle Vachi Cycle Chain Panna Mudiyuma ???

Enna dhan 500 Km Speedula Puyal Kathu Adhichalum,
Cycleluku Pump Vachi Than Kathu Adikanum....
Enna Ulagam da Idhu...

Nee Evalo Periya Padipalliya Irundhalum Exam Hall La Poi Padikka Mudiyadhu..

School Testla Bit Adikkalaam...
College Testla Bit Adikkalaam...
Aana Blood Testla Bit Adikka Mudiyuma ???

Enna Than Naai Nandri Ulla Jeevan Ah Irunthalum...
Adhala oru dhadava kooda "Thank You" Solla Mudiyadhu !!!

Lunch Bagla Lunch Kondu Poha Mudiyum... But School Bagla Shoola Kondu Pohamudiyumaaaa?

Yennathan Ahimsavathiya Irundhalum
Chappathiya Suttu Than Sappida Mudiyum...!

Nee Enna dhan Periya Veerana Irundhalum, Kulir Adicha unnaala adha Thirumba Adikka Mudiyadhu..

Kasu Irundha Call Taxi !!!
Kasu Illaina Kaal Dhan Taxi !!!

Pallu Valina Palla Pudungalam Aana Kannu Valina Kanna Pudunga Mudiyuma ??

Ella 'New Year'um Onnanthethiyil Thaan Varum...
Aana Ella Onnanthediyum 'New Year' Aaguma???

Mechanical Engineer Mechanic Aagalam
Aana Software Engineer Software Aaga Mudiyadhu...

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Butter'fly fly agum ........ Catter'pillar pillar aguma?
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Aambalaikku Adi Patta Thookittu Poga Ambulance Irukku…
Aana Pombalaikku Adi Patta Thookittu Poga Pombulance Irukka ???

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Daily Calendar la Theydhi Kizhikkardhu Mukkiyam Illai
Andha Theydhi la Nee Enna Kizhikkarey-Ngardhu Dhan Mukkiyam !! :)
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Beer adicha thala suthum
Thalaya adicha beer suthuma ???

Ennadhan unakku thala suthinaalum
Unnala un mudhuga paaka mudiyadhu !!!

Naayikku nalu kaal irrukalam
Aana adhala local Call, STD Call, ISD Call.... Yaen... Oru Missed Call kooda panna mudiyuma!!
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Maduraikku pora bussula namma pona ,namma Maduraikku polam,
Maduraikku pora bussu namma mela pona,namma Emalogathuke polam


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TV evalavudhan odinalum... Adhala olympics la participate panna mudiyadhu....
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Amma adicha valikum,
Appa adicha valikum,
but
Site adicha???????
...
Ha ha,,,, :)
...
Actual ah....
Site adicha pombala police seruppalayae adikkum...enga kitteyaeva... :)

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Blood bankla blood vaangalaam aanaa...
State bankla state ah vaangamudiyumaaa ???
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Neenga evlo periya dance master ah irundhaalum unga saavukku ungalaala aada mudiyadhu
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Yennathan ettu kal puchikku ettu kal irunthalum adhaala oru missed call kooda kudukka mudiyathae....... Ayoo paavam..
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Karunanidhi veetla ennadhaan paasama ah maadu valathalum... adhu "AMMA"nu dhaan kathum.....
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Un udambla evvalo cell irundhalum, adhula oru cellula kooda sim pottu pesa mudhiyadhu.... :)
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Bus la...
conductor thoongina yaarukkum ticket kedaikkathu....
Aana driver thoongina ellarukkume ticket kedachidum....
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Ennadhan MBBS padichu doctor aanalum computerla irukkura virusku tablet thara mudiyadhu
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Enna thaan ungalukku 32 pallu irundhalum...kosu kadicha thirumba adha kadikka mudiyadhu....
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Thathhuvams collection

Tea Master tea poaduvar,Cake Master cake poduvar,Parotta Master parotta poduvar,
Appo HEAD MASTERR mandaya poduvaara ??

Vaazhkayila neenga evalo gunda irunthalum...
Ongala gun la potu sudamudiyathu....

Meen pidikaravana meenavan nu sollamudiyum
Aana maaan pidikaravana maanavan nu sollamudiyuma ????

Ongaloda cell phone POSTpaid aa irundhalum...
Ongalala POST la pay panna mudiyathu...

Railway stationla police station irukkum ,
Aana police station la railway station irukumma??

Thaneerai thani nu sollalam...
Aana paneerai panni nu solla mudiyuma ??

Busla nee yerinalum,bus un male yerinalum..ticket vanga porudha nee dhan !!!

Evalavu costly cell vanginalum,evalavu latest ah irundalum unnaala unnake call panna mudiyaadhu.... Enna Koduma da idhu...

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Enna dhan kosu a,b,a+,b+,o+,o-,ab+,ab-...nu blood kudichalum...
Adhaala orutharukku kooda blood donate panna mudiyadhu...
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Paper potta paperkaaran.
Pall potta paalkaran.
Thabaal potta thabaalkaran.

Appo picha potta???? .... he he

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Ponnunga kitta i love you sonna... seruppu vandhu mela vizhuthu
Appo seruppu kitta i love u sonna... ponnunga vandhu mela vizhuvangalaa ???

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Nadanakkalai na Dance Aadradhu!!
Oviyakkalai na Art Varayadhu!!
Appoo

Thavakkalai na???

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Orange, mango.... idhu rendula edhu sweet???
Rendumae sweet illa, they r fruits..............

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Cricket player ..cricket aadlam
Football player ..football aadalam
Hockey player ..hockey aadalam
Tennis player ..tennis aadalam
Aana DVD PLAYER.........?
yosinga ??? :)
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Nee ennadhaan vijay fan-aa irundhaalum un thala mela fan vilundha "aiyoo thala" nu dhaan kathiyaaganum...!!!!!!!!

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Yennadhaan bhoomi suryanai suthi suthi vandhaalum ...
Bhoomi suriyana correct panna modiyaadhu da !!!!!!!!
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Nama adicha adhu mottai,
Athuva vilundha adhu sottai!

Thannikulla kappal pona jolly...
Kappalkulla thanni pona gaali....

Lover's day annaiki lover a kiss pannalam..
Ana Teacher's day annaiki teacher a kiss panna mudiyuma ??? [sry... teachers]

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Elephant mela namma ukandha savari
Elephant namma mela okandha oppari !!!!
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Nee evalo periya swimmera irundhaalum,
Tumbler thannila neechal adikka mudiyaadhu !!

Sodava fridgela vacha cooling soda aagum,
Athukkaaga atha washing machinela vacha washing soda aagumaa ???

Kovil maniya namma adicha saththam varum....
Aana kovil mani nammala adicha raththam dhan varum....

Lunch bagla lunch eduthuttu pogalam...
Aana school bagla school eduthuttu poga mudiyuma ???

Pacha molagaala pachai irukkum
Aana kodamolagala koday irukkuma ???

Pant Pottu Muttipoda mudiyum aanaaa
muttipottu pant poda mudiyumaa...........
Idhu yepdi iruku…. he he :)
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Mosquito can fly but fly cant mosquito....
Fly can fly but mosquito cant mosquito..

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Fountain penla ink irukkum......... Aana ink penla fountain irukkathu.......!!!
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Avalukkum ennai pidikkalai.. ennakum ennai pidikalai... adhanaal... rendu paerum.. ennai illamal dosa senju saaptom.. :) :)

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Ennadhan Oruthan Periya Panakkarana Irundhalum
Train la Poganumna Avan platformkku vandhu dhan Aaganum...

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Bus stand la bus nikkum,
Auto stand la auto nikkum...

Aana kosuVathi stand la kosu nikkuma ????

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Dec 31st ku Jan 1st kum Oru naal dhan vidhyaasam...
Aana Jan 1st kum Dec 31st kum 365 days vidhyaasam....

Idhudhanda Ulagam :(

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Ennadhaan kaakaa karuppa irundhaalum adhu podra muttai velladhaan...
Adhoda muttai vellaiyaa irundhaalum adhukulla irukura kaaka karuppudhaan....

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Annan wifea 'Anni'nu sollalaam..
Aana thambi wifea 'Thanni'nu solla mudiyuma ???

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Quarter adichuttu kupura padukalaam...
Aana kupura paduthu quarter adika mudiyuma ???

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Silver glass la thanni kudikkalam. Plastic glass le thanni kudikkalam.
AaNA cooling glass la thanni kudikka mudiyuma ???
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Amma Adichaa valikkum
Appa Adichaa valikkum
Annan, Thambi, Akka, Sondhakkaaranga,
Teacher, police, public, lover yaaru adichaalum valikkum
Aana...

THANNI ADICHHA VALIKKUMAA?

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mokkai thathuvams - Ukkandu yosippangalo....!!!



Minnal eh paarthaa kannu poiddum;
Pakkalaina Minnaley poiddum !

Ghee roastla ghee irukkum,
Paper roastla paper irukkuma ???

Trainku ticket vaangi platformla ukkaaralaam;
Aana platformku ticket vangi trainla ukkara mudiyathu !


Sirpi kalla suthi vechu adicha adhu kalai;
Namma sirpiya suthi vechu adicha adhu kolai !

Namma evalavu vegama nadanthaalum
Oru kaal munnadi pona oru kaal pinnadithaan pogum !

Mandaia mandaia aatradhu disco ;
Mandaia potta aadrathu dappankuthu !

Velaya senja soru;Velaya romba senja boru!

Adayar Anandha Bhavanoda branch neraya edathula irukkum;
Aana Adayarla marathoda branch Adayarla mattum thaan irukkum !

Thoonga poradhukku munnala thoonga porennu sollalaam;
Yendhirikkirathukku munnala yendhrika porennu solla mudiyumaa ???

Neenga bikela evlo thaan fasta ponaalum
Ungalayae neenga overtake panna mudiyaadhu !

Gold chaina adagu vachu cycle vaangalaam;
Aaana cycle chaina adagu vachugold vaanga mudiyaadhu !

Poison 10 naal aanalum payasam aaga mudiyaadhu;
Aana, payasam 10 naal aana poison aagidum !

Yennadhaan Naagapaambu attagaasama padam yeduthaalum
Adha theatrela release panni kaasu panna mudiyaadhu !


Meluga vechu meluguvathi seyyalam;
Aanaa kosuva vachchu kosu vathi seyya mudiyathu ???

Yennadhaan yezhu thalamuraikku ukkaandhu saapidara alavukku sothu irundhaalum,
Fast food kadaila ninnu dhaan saapidanum !

Hotella kaasu illaina maavaatta solluvaanga;
Aana, Busla kaasu illana Bus ota solluvangala ???

Sun TVla sorgam paarkalaam;
Aana, Sorgathula Sun TV paarka mudiyumaa ???

Chairman chair mela ukkaralaam;
Aana watchman watch mela ukkaara mudiyumaa?

Paaku marathula paaku irukum,
Thaeku marathula thaeku irukum,
Aanaa panamarathula panam irukaadhu!

Ennadhan aeroplane... maela parandhaalum,
Petrol poda keeladhaan varanum !

Tea cupla tea irukkalam;
Aanaa World Cupla World irukka mudiyuma ???

Evvalo kaasu kuduthu planela ponaalum,
Jannala thirandhu vedikkaa paarka mudiyaadhu !

Key boardla key irrukkum;
Aana Motherboardla mother irruka mudiyadhu !

Brush vechu pallu clean pannalam;
Aana pallu vechu brush clean panna mudiyadhu !

Irukkurappa enna dhaan Complan, Bournvita nu kudichalum
Sethathukkappuram ellarukkum paal dhaan !
Idhu dhaanda vaazhka.... sry ila...
actual ah...
Idhu dhaanda saavu :) :)

Nee evlo periya Paruppa irunthalum,
Unga veettu samayalukku Paruppu... Kadaila than vaanganum !

Cyclela poana cycling,
Trainla poana training-a ???

Thael kottina valikkum,
Paambu kottina valikkum
Aana
Mudi kottina valikkuma ???

Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam
Kaavery aathula meen pidikkalaam
Aana Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma ???

Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum
Avarala oru kuralil dhaan paesa mudiyum...!!!


Pongalukku Governmentla leave kudupanga…
Aana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala ???

Kolammavil kolam podalam...
Kadalai mavu al kadalai poda mudiuma ???

Life la onnumae illa na bore addikum…
Thalaila onnumae illana glare addikum…

Autokku autonu paer irundaalum
Manual aa dhaan drive panna mudiyum… !

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum….
Anaa… Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varuma ???

Vaazha maram thaar podum,
Aana adha vechu Road poda mudiyuma ???

‘Hand wash’na kai kazhuvaradhu,
‘Face wash’na mugam kazhuvaradhu,
Appo
‘Brain wash’ na braina kazhuvaradhaa ???


Cell moolama SMS anuppalaam,
Aana SMS moolama cella anuppa mudiyuma ???

Paalkova paalil irundhu pannalaam,
Aana rasagullava rasathil irundhu panna mudiyuma ???

Sunday annikku sundai poda mudiyum,
Aana Monday annikku mandaya pottal vibarithama aayidum !!!

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PUNCHES !!!

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Rawva kudichavanum...
Ra pagala padichavanum
Nalla irundhadha
sarithirame illa !
By - Exam Yezhudhi Idinju Ponor Sangam

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Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra “BANNUM”
Nalla irundhatha sarithirame illa.

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Figuroda 'beach' manal la veedu katti vilaiyadiyathoda arumai,
Figuroda Annan 'ROUND' katti adikkum podhu dhan theriyum . .

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Kaadhal Vs Natpu

Kaadhal enbadhu Aayaa sutta Vada maadiri.. Kaakaa thookitu poidum!!
Natpu enbadhu Aayaa maadiri.. Evanum thooka maataan!!

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Ennathan oru ponnu photola Dhevathai madhiri irundhalum,
Ava negativla bootham madhiri than iruppa

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Ennadhan unga phone'la SMS, MMS, Camera ellam irundhalum,
SMS'sa forward dhan panna mudiyum,
Rewind ellam panna mudiyadhu !

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Ennathan kaalaila 4 manikku elundhurichu neenga vasalla thanni thelichalum,
Raathri 9 manikku dhan TV'la "Kolangal" poduvanga.

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Enna dhaan figaru sevappa irundhaalum,
Ava nezhal karuppa dhan irukkum......

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Tea master evvalavu dhan lighta Tea pottalum,
Adhulaerundhu velicham adikkadhu.

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Ennadhan naaykku naalu kaal irundhalum,
Adhala kaal mela kaal pottu ukkara mudiyuma?

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America naattu janadhipadhiyavae irundhalum,
Barber'ukku munnadi Thala guninju dhan ukkaranum.

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Ennadhaana Wipro, Infosys, CTS employee eh irundhaalum..
Work eh mudichittum pogum podhum... TATA nu dhan solvaanga... :)

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Neenga enna dhan oorukae Kaekura Madhiri Korratai Vittalum
Unga Korattaya Neengalae Kaekamudiyadhu

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B.E. padi, Engineera pova...
MBBS padi, Doctora pova...
B.L. padi, vakkeela pova...
B.Ed., padi, Teachera pova...
Intha mathiri thathuvam padi... veena pova...

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